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funny convo between my friend and the pizza lady
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| hadi burpee |
this is my friend going to the pizza store, in funny (got it from his online journal):
so I was leaving campus and I decided that I wanted to order a pizza from Liberty. So I give them a call and they tell me to pick it up in 20 minutes. So, I go to pick it up and this is the conversation:
Me: I'm here to pick up a pizza for John.
woman: that'll be 6.77
me: can I get a bottle of pepsi with it?
woman: yeah
(I hand her my ATM Check Card)
she's about to swipe then remembers that it's not working
woman: sorry, but the ATM card is working
me: I have no cash on me
woman: there's an ATM machine right around the corner
me: I'm not going to pay a fee for it (meaning, I don't want to get charged by the machine and then my bank)
woman: oh
me: well, I have to go to my bank then (which will take me about 20 minutes, meaning my pizza will be waiting for an extra 20 minutes and also, I will be going out of my way just to get a ing pizza when I'm hungry right then)
woman: okay (and starts return the pizza to the heating thing)
I start to walk out and then come back in thinking..
(what the , I'm not going to go out of my way more to get a pizza just because their ing atm isn't working and then come back here to pay)
me: I don't think I want the pizza anymore because I don't want my pizza to sit here just because your atm isn't working
(here comes the dumbest reply in the ing world)
woman: you should've asked when calling to order a pizza if the ATM machine is working
me: WTF? I'm suppose to call and ask you? You're suppose to tell ME!
woman: so, what are you going to do about the pizza?
me: I don't know ...i don't want it anymore
stupid ing idiot fat bitch...they need ing help in customer service department..she should've gave me that pizza for free or something considering that they are a small family owned type business and they need my business..she should've been licking the sweat off my balls ...and gargle it...asking for more business..what a freakin' tard..so then I just went across the street and got jack in the crack |
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| 'mju:zik |
Still waiting for the funny part, all I got was a dumbass who wouldn't pay a buck thirty to use the ATM and blamed his cheap ass on the owner of a pizza store.
how much does gas cost DUMBASS lol |
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| GelatinPufF |
| yeah, really funny, haha :o |
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| KilldaDJ |
| yes! take the sob to court and sue her ass |
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| placebo |
| I agree with the killing...kill her...and they we will eat her...muhahahahahahahaha...oh wait. Your friend is just a cheapass...pay the ing fee you cheap bastard. |
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| ilovetrance2k3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
I agree with the killing...kill her...and they we will eat her...muhahahahahahahaha...oh wait. Your friend is just a cheapass...pay the ing fee you cheap bastard. |
not saying you are cheap,but ya, itseems that guy is cheap like most people on this site who dont want to support artists, but had a good laugh reading that, hahaha:D |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by hadi ******
..so then I just went across the street and got jack in the crack |
What did jack have to say bout that? |
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| placebo |
| Would you help Jack off the horse? |
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| BTG |
i want pizza now.
i think i will get some.
yes i did. |
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| hadi burpee |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
What did jack have to say bout that? |
i just copied and pasted teh whole journal entry, and at jack in the box, you can use your atm card.
i guess for it to be funny, ou kind of have to know this guy. |
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