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how to deal with a bastard bouncer?
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| Inertia |
my favorite club overe here in Dominican Republic, abacus, is
prety good. small personal club, good music, i love it.
anyways, a week ago, Josh Mox was spinning, and i go.
i know some of the bouncers by now, since ive been there
quite a few times. so i walk up, say hi to the bouncers,
and i go in. this dude grabs me by the arm, and pulls me
out and im like WTF?! this dude all dressed up n asks
me for ID. now would be a good time to mention that im only
15, i look old tho. 18 is legal here, so it isnt a problem.
i whip out a fake ID, and this guy looksat it, and looks at
me and says '21 and over'. NO ing club here asks for 21
and over. anyways, i step aside, and my 2 friends with fake
IDs that i made for them, that say theyre 19, show the dude
ID, and he lets them in. im like wtf.
i try to reason with this guy, and nothing, all he does is
look at me and say '21 and over'. the other bouncers wanted
to let me in, but this guy seems to have authority over them.
anyways, i couldnt make all my friends and my sister go home
over this, so i just walked off. walked all around the city.
went to another club that used to be good, and was playing
some commercial house music, being mixed with atomixmp3 and
trainwrecking every transition. it was pretty empty. the bar-
tender was cool and gave me a couple free drinks...
im fed up with the bad music, so i leave and walk some more.
at like 2:30am i end up at abacus's door, i had walked one big
circle. so i decide we'll be leaving in less than an hour, so
i just stand next to the door staring down that bouncer...
anyways, at like 3:15am one of the other bouncers calls me, and
asks me if my sister and all my friends were inside, why the hell
wasnt i? i answer 'because that dude is being a royal cock'.
he walks over to him and says 'stop being a cock' and walks
me in. im in for like 5 mins and get a call, its my sister, to
get to my friends car, that we had to leave.
was ing pissed... but fine...
so yesterday, Slacker is spinning @ abacus, i take precautions
and make myself another fake ID (im an artist, really) that
says im 21. these arent ACTUAL IDs like the ones you are issued,
but student ID cards. i made it look like it was an old ID
that had already expired, and i was just using for age purposes.
so i get to the door, and there is carlos, the bouncer.
anyways, i walk over, and he barely recognizes me, and asks me
for ID. obviously didnt remember he had rejected me last time.
i present my new ID, he looks at it, and looks at me, and says
i need my official ID to go in. im like wtf, and make up a story
that they stole my wallet once and i lost it, so i dont like
to carry it around anymore. he says no. i ask him why he hadnt
asked anyone else for ID (same story as last week, only he didnt
ask any of my friends for ID now, he just stopped me) and he says
that he did. so i decide to stand there, right in front of the
ing door till he let me in, i wasnt going to move from there.
what i was doing was legal, and if he tried to move me i wouldve
kicked his ass (he's not too big, and i was pretty pissed)
so anyways he goes inside, and there is this other bouncer. i
have a 5min chat with him and one of the other dudes, and i get
in. i then slipped that bouncer a $10, to be cool, i wont have
much trouble next time, of course, while carlos isnt there, if
he is at the door, ill have to wait till he goes in.
anyways, this guy is being a COCK. when my friends are inside,
he says hello to them, and goes over to my sister every time
and says 'greetings'. thats always after he rejects me at the
door and he KNOWS its my sister, because the other bouncer
told him. she said it herself, he does it as if with a purpose.
i dont know wtf is his problem, ive been goinig to this club
before he was hired there and he only pulls this on me.
i did have a kickass time last night at slacker, but that
bastard is pissing me off.
so, what do you guys suggest i do? suck it up and go on with it?
id love to put the smackdown ont hat bastard. |
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| placebo |
| I say you kill him...but that's just me... |
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| Inertia |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
get a new ID. |
i will, but he isnt pulling this because of my ID |
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| montie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
i will, but he isnt pulling this because of my ID |
haha
this dude seems to just not like you for some reason. ing cockhead.
whatever just ignore him. |
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| The Rock |
| Stroll up to him with a ing katana sword behind your back, and stab him in through his ing eye, and out the back of his head. Tee hee hee! :whip: |
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| nic01445 |
| yeah, definitely kill him. if he isnt going to let you in, even though you are underage and are using fake identification, you should kill him. |
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| PeacefulWarrior |
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| montie |
actually, what you should do
is next time you go bring some powder laxative that you put in drinks (i don't know brand names). put it somewhere no one can find it if they regularly search at the door.
go in, and get all chummy with the guy. tell him your frineds with everyone else you wanna make amens be cool whatever and offer to buy him a drink. get a drink, dump a load of the laxative in there stir it on up. bring the drink to him at the door and tell him to enjoy. |
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| montie |
| oh. and go into the stalls in the bathroom and piss all over the seats right after you give him the drink |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
what i was doing was legal |
You're only falsifying official documents (and misrepresenting your age)...Yeah, that's legal. |
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| Dj Dovla |
I had a similar problem with a bouncer lately .... I am 19 and legal in canada but this mother****** seems not to like me too much ... dunno why but all the other bouncers I am buddy with and even hang out with some after partys and stuff ..
so last friday I forgot to grab my wallet from home and just had some cash in my pocket and so we go clubbing right . I come to the door and I was expecting to go in ... but he asks me for ID. I had nothing to give him so he's like go get your wallet and come back.
So to cut the story short I didn't get in and all my friend did ...
and my friends bouncers didnt work that night so I couldn't do nothing.
and here comes my revenge plot for the mother******
I have few options ...
1- drive by the club one night and paintball his bald ass head
2- follow him home after work and jump him
3- figure out where he lives , and slice cheeze his house ****
4- just ignore him
5- punch him out next time and never come back
I ing hate him
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