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Holy Shit - I think im getting a car for my birthday (pg. 2)
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| politicsofdancin |
u are gettin a cd player...when she said turn on, she could mean alot of things lol...dont get your hopes up, coz you will just get upset that way. if you do get a car, make sure you tell us lol
one way to find out, wait till tomorrow :D |
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| vhx1 |
| Be grateful for any gifts u get.. HOwever i don't think its a car.. cuz she would have said "we can decide when you can start your birthday present" |
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| Misty Kitty |
she mite of entered you in a race!
or id also go wiv vibrator |
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| Wretched |
| Well, she said it will be there when she picks me up to go out to dinner, so I doubt it's a TV or something of that nature. |
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| Galapidate |
| Haha, vibrator :D |
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| MaRt |
| Keep us posted - I'm actually vaguely interested in what it is! :wtf: |
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| Nicke |
| Yeah but you don't really turn on cars.. Maybe a lightswitch? And they can decide when your light is on :toothless |
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| occrider |
[sick]
Wretched: Hi mom.
Mom: Hi Wretched happy birthday!
Wretched: thanks mom!
Mom: Sweety, since this is a very special birthday I wanted to get you something very special ...
Wretched: Hell yea, is it a car???
Mom: BETTER!
Wretched: what is it???
Mom: Well, I know that you already have a computer, a tv, and a cd player. So I didn't really know what to get you this year. So I decided that this year your birthday present is to turn ME on!
Wretched: :eek:
Mom: let's get at it bigboy ...
[/sick]
Yes I have a very very dirty imagination :( |
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| DJ Mil0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
[sick]
Wretched: Hi mom.
Mom: Hi Wretched happy birthday!
Wretched: thanks mom!
Mom: Sweety, since this is a very special birthday I wanted to get you something very special ...
Wretched: Hell yea, is it a car???
Mom: BETTER!
Wretched: what is it???
Mom: Well, I know that you already have a computer, a tv, and a cd player. So I didn't really know what to get you this year. So I decided that this year your birthday present is to turn ME on!
Wretched: :eek:
Mom: let's get at it bigboy ...
[/sick]
Yes I have a very very dirty imagination :( |
hahahahaha thats nice ahem i mean YOU SICK FREEK |
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| moncster |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
[sick]
Wretched: Hi mom.
Mom: Hi Wretched happy birthday!
Wretched: thanks mom!
Mom: Sweety, since this is a very special birthday I wanted to get you something very special ...
Wretched: Hell yea, is it a car???
Mom: BETTER!
Wretched: what is it???
Mom: Well, I know that you already have a computer, a tv, and a cd player. So I didn't really know what to get you this year. So I decided that this year your birthday present is to turn ME on!
Wretched: :eek:
Mom: let's get at it bigboy ...
[/sick]
Yes I have a very very dirty imagination :( |
I'd hit it if I were in that situation...
..I mean I as my me moncster would hit his mom in that situation. :haha: |
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| placebo |
| You get to have sex with your mom? SWEET! |
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| Innervision |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
You get to have sex with your mom? SWEET! |
ROFL! |
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