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| magnasoma |
from an email i got...
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The following are actual ads placed in the
Personal section of the Ministry of Sound
magazine (UK clubbing/lifestyle magazine):
ARE YOU AGED 18-30, female, slim build, into
hardcore techno, a recent graduate and political
activist? Then f*ck off. I want a -thick 16
year old bird with no opinions and massive .
Reply to box xxxx
WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt,
platform trainers, dancing to the left of the
stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I
was the guy curled up under the speaker stack. I
meant to talk to you but I was hallucinating and
I thought you had a wolf's head and flippers.
But I'm ok now. Reply to xxxx
ATTENTION ALL MAD clubheads in the Toxteth area
going to Cream this weekend.. Me and my mates
are going to nick all your valuables while
you're out because we're thieving scally
bastards.
IF YOU ARE a group of around four house fans in
the Acton High Street area of West London and
you're particularly into old skool Chicago
sounds, please turn your stereo down because
some of us are ing trying to get some sleep.
ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black
and silver Versace shirt who I shagged in the
Ministry toilets about three months ago without
any form of birth control? Please write to me.
I'd love to hear from you. Just to see how you
are and stuff. Don't worry, there's nothing to
worry about. Really. It's just that I'm going to
have a...ummm...a PARTY! Yes, that's it. A
party. Reply xxxx
WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx
WERE YOU THE man standing three feet away from
me at the bar in Fabric, smiling weakly and
smelling rather too strongly of Issey Miyake?
Because if you look at my one more time, I
am going to glass you. |
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| dstrukt |
| quote: | Originally posted by magnasoma
WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt,
platform trainers, dancing to the left of the
stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I
was the guy curled up under the speaker stack. I
meant to talk to you but I was hallucinating and
I thought you had a wolf's head and flippers.
But I'm ok now. Reply to xxxx |
LMAO :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| sykadelik |
:haha: :stongue: :crazy: :happy2:
Very amusing, got anymore? |
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| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by magnasoma
ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black
and silver Versace shirt who I shagged in the
Ministry toilets about three months ago without
any form of birth control? Please write to me.
I'd love to hear from you. Just to see how you
are and stuff. Don't worry, there's nothing to
worry about. Really. It's just that I'm going to
have a...ummm...a PARTY! Yes, that's it. A
party. Reply xxxx
WERE YOU THE man standing three feet away from
me at the bar in Fabric, smiling weakly and
smelling rather too strongly of Issey Miyake?
Because if you look at my one more time, I
am going to glass you. |
Absolute classics! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Technaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by magnasoma
The following are actual ads placed in the
Personal section of the Ministry of Sound
magazine (UK clubbing/lifestyle magazine):
ARE YOU AGED 18-30, female, slim build, into
hardcore techno, a recent graduate and political
activist? Then f*ck off. I want a -thick 16
year old bird with no opinions and massive .
Reply to box xxxx
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 im with this guy |
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| Sand Leaper |
| That's too much:stongue: |
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| big dave |
| quote: | Originally posted by Technaut
im with this guy |
your goin with a guy?! :nervous: |
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| AndskiSpeed |
| quote: | Originally posted by big dave
your goin with a guy?! :nervous: |
:stongue: |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by magnasoma
ATTENTION ALL MAD clubheads in the Toxteth area
going to Cream this weekend.. Me and my mates
are going to nick all your valuables while
you're out because we're thieving scally
bastards.
WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx
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1 - LOL Acton & Mike are on the go
2 - See a dealer
nearly as funny as the irish one where they were asking for sum1 to be an alibi |
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| DJRavemonkey |
funny ! :stongue:
and ian, u fool we work in the derby area now cuz they're all soft twats :p |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by magnasoma
WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx
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Ummmmmm,Ard?:nervous: Surely there is a better way to get more coke than this?:wtf:
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
1 - LOL Acton & Mike are on the go
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Thieving scallies:stongue: |
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