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Read this story, this is sick!
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| TeKnoHe@d2025 |
This is one of the nastiest stories I have read on the net, it's about this bug known as the "Botfly". Check it out:
http://www.vexman.com/botfly.htm |
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | The Mark Johnstone Version of ''Twas the Night Before Christmas"
''Twas the week before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
We had been on vacation, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out from my privates there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner and thought I would die.
Up to the window I sprang like a very big flea,
The pain was so bad it stung like a bee.
I ran down the hall past the 'putter I'd built,
And looked in a mirror, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an airhole in my scrotum - I said to her....Dear.
With two holes now seen, half out of my sock,
It's time for a phone call, right now to a Doc.
The first one I called, said I'd just lost my mind.
So I paid him his worth ... it was only a dime.
The next one I called said it was just a small mite
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite
All I had left was to lay there in pain
A cry in the night with nothing to gain
Then down the chimney came a big red guy
St. Nick I told him, it must be a fly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old prick,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of my dick.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had more problems to dread
Whoa head he said - you are such a Putz,
Stop whining right now or I'll cut off your nuts.
A phone number he gave and a big bag of ice
He said call this Doc and he will be nice
He sprang up the chimney, to his team gave a whistle
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim boy "Don't bitch or don't pout"
"Merry Christmas to all and be glad they are all out!" |
omfg!! this is ing hillarious!!!:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| DJPrototypeX |
| seen it before...i hate the Discovery Channel:nervous: |
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| Stanza |
| That's some sick man |
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| TeKnoHe@d2025 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJPrototypeX
i hate the Discovery Channel:nervous: |
LoL, how can you hate the Discovery Channel? Well, it has been getting worse with all those retarded interior decorating shows :whip:...but other than that it's a good channel to learn about things. |
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| DJPrototypeX |
| quote: | Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025
LoL, how can you hate the Discovery Channel? Well, it has been getting worse with all those retarded interior decorating shows :whip:...but other than that it's a good channel to learn about things. |
haha...i was talkin bout all them damn freaky bug shows...lol...they showed an ant thas f'ckin huge...then their 'killer' bees show scared the crap outa me...their spider shows arent all that fantastic either...lol... |
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| whiskers |
there's nothing more fun than eating dinner, turning discovery channel on, and seein some lion kill a rabbit and rip it apart or a in insect lay it's bugs into some other insect's body...
you know, i was eating when i clicked on that link... but thanks to the discovery channel and the above-mentioned story, it was rather amusing to read... that reminds me of that picture when a guy had a worm pulled out of his eye.... feck, maybe this is too much... |
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| BryZe |
| That is crazy...that is one tough guy for withstanding that pain for so long. I guess my travel plans will probably be excluding Costa Rica ;) |
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| TeKnoHe@d2025 |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
that reminds me of that picture when a guy had a worm pulled out of his eye.... feck, maybe this is too much... |
That was the same type of bug as this. It's just that this story goes into more detail about how the bug lives and how to remove it. |
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| DJ Mil0 |
| that was in his ing balls so wouldent it be covered with like cum when it came out EWWWWW thats horrible |
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| DJ Mil0 |
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| TeKnoHe@d2025 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mil0
that was in his ing balls so wouldent it be covered with like cum when it came out EWWWWW thats horrible |
Um no, it was in his scrotum not his testicles. Scrotum = skin covering the testicles. The sperm is stored in the testicles, not the scrotum. Don't you know your anatomy? |
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