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| prolikewhoa |
http://www.patrioticamerica.net
some great laughs in here:
| quote: | How can you be a worthy, valued, TRUE American?
1. Purchase American flags, and fly them proudly, wherever possible. On your car, in your yard or on your house, in your windows, in and outside places of business, and wherever a flag (big or small) is able to be flown. Also, purchase and wear articles of clothing with pro-American wording and images--and wear them proudly. True patriotism starts with the primary symbol of American freedom--the almighty American flag!
2. Hate Saddam Hussein! This is the man that would like to see you dead. He would like to see your nation falling to shambles, and there is only one thing to stop him from succeeding in attacking America with chemical, biological, or nuclear weapons of mass destruction--your support for the War Against Iraq! The only path to true world peace, and safety of American citizens, is the destructive bombing of Iraq and toppling of Saddam Hussein! Let your local government figures know exactly how you feel, and do not let anti-war demonstrations go unanswered!
3. Drive your vehicle(s) as often and as much as possible. Support your local gas station and the American economy, and true American allies like Saudi Arabia, by purchasing gas regularly. Oil is an important part of the American financial powerhouse, and is a large part of American geopolitical stability. The day that Sports Utility Vehicles are banned and gasoline use is limited, is the day that America's soul dies.
4. Hug a person of a minority group! America has always been a diversified country with many different races, all living in harmony. Today, walk up to a stranger that is part of a visible minority--whether it be blacks, non-terrorist Hindus or Muslims, or brown people. Hug them! Then, let them know that you accept them as a valued part of this great nation! A hug costs nothing, causes no harm, but does bring people of all colors together.
5. Spread your patriotism! Let non-patriotic individuals know the beauty of loving and serving their country. Spread the word--teach your children to love their homeland, send money to right-wing Conservative political leaders to further their pro-American agendas, and give NO respect to individuals that display any anti-American sentiment. Log in on Internet chat rooms and forums and spread your word--let non-patriotists know that they are a disgrace to America, defend the honor of President George W. Bush and his friends and allies, and let non-Americans know what they are missing by not calling the greatest nation in the world home! |
the saddest thing about that website is...it's not a joke.
click the "is this site real" link and here's the response:
| quote: | Q: Is This Site Real?
A: Is America the only true democracy on this otherwise backwards snothole of a planet? Is Israel the only Mid-East nation deserving of possessing weapons? Does God hate Arabs and Bush-criticizers? The answer, of course, is a resounding *YES*! |
read the article: hip hoppers hate freedom as well.
it's hilarious but then it's sad b/c they're for real...
don't know whether to laugh or cry about this one. |
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| PeacefulWarrior |
| quote: | | True patriotism starts with the primary symbol of American freedom--the almighty American flag! |
umm...isn't true patriotism thinking for yourself
| quote: | | Oil is an important part of the American financial powerhouse, and is a large part of American geopolitical stability. |
stability...wtf
| quote: | | attacking America with chemical, biological, or nuclear weapons of mass destruction |
what WMDs:conf:
| quote: | | Spread the word--teach your children to love their homeland, send money to right-wing Conservative political leaders to further their pro-American agendas, and give NO respect to individuals that display any anti-American sentiment. |
good old unilateralism and intolerance :rolleyes:
| quote: | | Today, walk up to a stranger that is part of a visible minority--whether it be blacks, non-terrorist Hindus or Muslims, or brown people. |
but they don't want to seem overly unilateral and intolerant |
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| prolikewhoa |
| nice and ridiculous, huh? |
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| surferfb |
| I'm pretty sure this is a joke. Check out the poll results, I think that gives it away. |
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| Galapidate |
| This is almost as pathetic as that website that calls George W. Bush a savior :D |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Galapidate
This is almost as pathetic as that website that calls George W. Bush a savior :D |
this IS that website. at least, it calls him a savior. i'm not sure if it's the same one, but it's just as stupid, nonetheless. |
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| davinox |
| It's a satire. The entire purpose of the site is to make fun of Bush and America. |
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| prolikewhoa |
wow thank goodness.
i wasn't sure.
nic's the one that showed it to me.
he said it was real! |
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| JudgeJulez |
hahahahahha the funniest thing about the website is that it is run by a Canadian
check out their store: I'd better stock up before supplies run out on their "ignorance is strength" lunchbox, Dick Cheney's military bear (optional in army or marine fatigues), and "John Ashcroft loves freedom" classic thong |
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| rizen |
LOL :haha: :haha: :haha:
http://www.patrioticamerica.net/prof.html
| quote: | *THE ENEMY*
This is Wesley Clark. He is the only man capable of beating Savior Bush in 2004.
He is not running for President yet, but we must STOP HIM before he does! FEAR THIS MAN! |
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| prolikewhoa |
"weapons of mass peace and freedom"
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: |
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| occrider |
| The site IS real and it DOES speak the truth!!! Don't make me turn to professor patriot to educate you! |
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