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Embarassing moments (pg. 5)
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| FASTDJMP3 |
I love this thread :) well here's mine :
It was back in 1994 , i was 11 years old , and we used to spend the summer in our beach house . One day i was taking a shower , and i went out of the bathroom with my towel on me . I noticed that the neighbours were here (2 twin girls and their mother) . Unfortunately i had my cupboard outside of my room , and it's in front of the sitting room . When i was just taking my clothes out of the cupboard , guess what happened ... yes , my towel felt on the floor , and the two 13 years old twin girls laughed out loud when they saw my ass . That's so embarassing they didn't stop telling it to everybody in that summer |
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| j_spot |
| quote: | Originally posted by FASTDJMP3
I love this thread :) well here's mine :
It was back in 1994 , i was 11 years old , and we used to spend the summer in our beach house . One day i was taking a shower , and i went out of the bathroom with my towel on me . I noticed that the neighbours were here (2 twin girls and their mother) . Unfortunately i had my cupboard outside of my room , and it's in front of the sitting room . When i was just taking my clothes out of the cupboard , guess what happened ... yes , my towel felt on the floor , and the two 13 years old twin girls laughed out loud when they saw my ass . That's so embarassing they didn't stop telling it to everybody in that summer |
well..arent you lucky you werent facing the other way..otherwise, they would have had a real reason to laugh!!:eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :D
Twins eh?...yumm..twins. |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
| dude i was only 11 years old , at this age u are afraid of girls especially when they are older lol :) |
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| Electric_Hybrid |
I haven't seen this thread in a while. Nice stories. Some very funny ones. Oh and I have a new one to add since my first one.
This just happened like last week.
I was sittin at my buddy's apt. stoned/drunk off my ass and his mom came over to drop something off. I was sitting on this very comfy chair and his granny was givin me really funny looks. so I just figured "Hey she's old, Old people look funny all the time". So I sat still and when I got up I realized that my pants were soaking wet and it looked like I pissed myself. My buddy said I spilled my beer on myself but I don't remember that. Any ways I got up and went to the bathroom and when I came out his granny said "Oh so you CAN make it all the way there?" I turned really red and didn't say nothin. I guess it wouldn't have been so embarassing if I wasn't so high and drunk. |
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| Leigh |
haha fraggle i know the run you are talking about - i broke my coxic bone (bottom of your spine) on that run while snowboarding. ooh man i was walking funny for weeks and i couldnt sit for ages damn it hurt.
well i guess one of my moments was early one drunken night when i was walking into town with a couple mates. i was talking to the guy next to me and, as you do, had my head turned sideways. *BANG* straight into a big metal pole. everyone within a 20 metre radius got treated to a magnificently symphonic E flat. of course, to put the cherry on the cake, i predictably chose to walk into the one pole that happened to be situated directly in front of this bench with 4 hunnies sitting on it, who by now were pissing themselves laughing - obviously enjoying the entertainment provided by such morons as yours truly.
hey, at least i got their attention :) |
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| Spad |
^^^ and never saw them again yeah? :D
Speaking of snowboarding, I tried dry-skiing (no snow in the UK I'm afriad) at this slope near us. I'd never done it before, didn't know what the hell I was supposed to do but thought I'd get on the left and check out the view from the top.
Not realising that the only way back down is to ski down. For those of you who've never seen a dry slope they're steep and straight, with an incline at the end to slow you down. Sorta like a tick shape.
So after about 30 mins sitting up there I thought what the and began, remembering what I was told about keeping the ski's in a "V" shape. Seemed to work for about a seconsd, til I realised I was accelerating. By the time I got to the bottom knows how fast I was going, but it was too fast for the incline to slow me down and I didn't have a clue how to stop so I sort of half-launched off it and landed on the other side on my arse.
Then an instructer at the bottom added "you're supposed to weave" as I lay writhing in agony.
(oh a couple of months later I went snowboarding in Switzerland and ripped a hole in the arse of my pants. Then had a 1-hour journey back the the bottom of the montain, and my jacket wasn't quite long enough...). |
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| Electric_Hybrid |
Your story is quite amusing spad but I know how ya feel.
I busted my wrist dry skiing.
It sucked.
I fell right out of the skis cause they caught a crevise and I flew forward.OUCH!!!! |
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| StereoPrincess |
i just remembered my other really embarassing story.
my boyfriend and i were living in different cities at the time and he just got home for a weekend. well, i came over th his house and there was no one there so we did our thing, you know when couples don't see each other for a long time. well anyways, we were going swimming after so i didn't notice that i didn't have my bra on. well, it was not in my bag like i thought it was going to be and it was tangled in the blanket. we just put the blanket on his sister bunk and went swimming. the next day he went to his cottage with his parents and his dad handed him the bra and told him that it fell on his head as he was getting the blanket!!!! they told my boyfriend to tell me not to leave my stuff around. they are pretty easy going but that was just embarassing for me. i couldn't face them for a very long time. i don't think that they would ever mention anything to me but they still bug my boyfriend about it. |
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| Tranzmit |
| ah ha ha StereoPrincess! Me cries for ya. Thats pretty bad alright lol. Me and my ex used to sleep everywhere we could get away with it, treehouse, trampoline, her mums bed (when she was gone) etc etc. |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranzmit
ah ha ha StereoPrincess! Me cries for ya. Thats pretty bad alright lol. Me and my ex used to sleep everywhere we could get away with it, treehouse, trampoline, her mums bed (when she was gone) etc etc. |
yes, but have you ever left evidence??
at least when i did all that crazy i made sure to leave to covers and everything the exact same way. |
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| igottaknow |
funny stories everyone
Once when i was refueling my car, i tried doing the 'look no hands ma' method. I put the nozzle in and stuck the cap in between the trigger (to force in on) and let go. Everything was going fine until about 15 seconds... then all of a sudden the nozzle popped out. The trigger was still jammed wide open so its like shooting gas every where like a run away fire hose. I was in a complete panic, i grabbed the gushing nozzle and pulled the cap out. By the time i shut it off i was soaked with gaseline, and everyone at the station was staring at me like what the hell are you doing. I ended up throwing all my clothing away cause u cant get the smell of gas out. |
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| mindshooter |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
funny stories everyone
Once when i was refueling my car, i tried doing the 'look no hands ma' method. |
I tryed to do that method once while jerking off.....dont try i..it doesnt work....... |
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