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UKTA Competition
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| CyberTeraz |
Right people. Having graced this board for well over a year now, I have met some quality people. Quite a few of which I consider good friends. Having got to know some of you so well, and having met many others. I have discovered the big UKTA secret. We are mostly male. Yes, you heard me correctly.....male. Why is that a problem I hear many of you cry, well fact is.....I generaly want a balance of male and females that post on a regular basis. Whilst there is nothing overly wrong with the small female population of this board, I am sure you would agree....more females is required.
Right, you may have cottened on to my idea of how to increase the female populaion of UKTA. But for those sad s that spend all of there weekend getting wasted on many illegal substances....I purpose we hold a competition. A competition to see which board member can get the most females to sign up, and for them to subsequently stay in the overly male UKTA family. It cant be that hard to find some ladyz that want to join UKTA! :nervous:
Now this is the amazing part, and yes it is ing amazing. The winner of the competition will recieve an amazing prize. So amazing it is amazingly an amazment to the amazing person that wins this amazingly amazing prize! Amazing! Anyway, the winner will recieve a gift of there choice up to the huge sum of £5. Yes lady and gentlemens a fecking fiver! Just think of the things that could be done with this. Oh yes, an unforgettable trip to Burger King. A dance chart vinyl from your local HMV. Got a gerbil? How about buying £5 worth of postage stamps and cover the little rodent in them? Yes I can see you all sitting there right know, jucing with the idea of having a fiver in ya old back burner. Ok....here is how to enter...
You must post in this thread and declare that you are willing to abide by the rules, and want to enter the competition.
Just copy and paste this... "I (insert name here) agree to all the rules layed down by Tyrrell, and wish to participate in the UKTA Girlathon 2003."
Rules of entry..
1. The females that you get to sign up mst actualy be female. (none of that she'man that jay is into)
2. The females must be cool*
3. The females must have some interest in intelligent electronic dance music.
4. The females must post in this thread saying who got them to sign up, and what qualities they will bring to this board. (no answers over 100 words)
5. They must post in this thread once a day, and be seen to be generaly taking a key interest in the goings on of the UKTA message board.
6. If the girl posts a picture of themselves, the entrant that got her to sign up may have an advantage if a draw occurs.
7. Coup is a twat.
8. The winner will be the board member that gets the most females to sign up, and adhere to the above rules. Any rules brocken over the course of the competition will be met with swift and unjustly consequence.
9. If a draw occurs, the attributes that each of the drawing contestants females bring will decide the overall winner.
10. When chosing a winner, my decision is finyl (note the genius cross spelling that is sure to appeal to the dj's of the board that have no girl mates. "go on lads, stop twisting knobs and find some some females!")
* Your own judgement should be used to decide if the female is cool or not. If other board members deem a female uncool, then this female will be taken from your overall total. Repeat offenders will be excluded from the competition.
Ok people, you all know the score.....now go and find some poontang!:p |
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| Cru5ad3r |
| quote: | Originally posted by CyberTeraz
"go on lads, stop twisting knobs and find some some females!")
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Hahhaha :stongue:
Gl to any1 that tries .. I myself know of a grand total of 0 ladies that like electronic music .. 0 that .. erm never mind :o
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| Rockshox |
pah
We dont want women here :rolleyes: |
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| Ste |
| ok, im up to the challenge :D |
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| CyberTeraz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ste
ok, im up to the challenge :D |
Good lad, and at this rate....you will win!:rolleyes: |
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| flystyler |
So the real reason isnt that u want to get a gf and a good way would be by gettin friendly with a female on here???
and it would mean she has simular interests to u :p |
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| Cru5ad3r |
Arg I was gonna go for that :sadgreen:
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| Misty Kitty |
| Hehehe, im game for a laugh. not sure i'll do any good though. |
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| Coup |
| this idea is and this thread should be either closed or moved to chillout, or an american forum. |
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| CyberTeraz |
| Your all mssing the point! I am fed up of having a board full of men, just trying to balance things out a little. It would just make a nice change to have a mixture! :( |
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| Coup |
| the only decent part of this entire thread is rule number 7. everything else is a waste of time. |
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| sykadelik |
| Wots a female? :nervous: :p |
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