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I cant believe what i just witnessed
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| dstrukt |
Ok so about 10 mins ago i went for a smoke, as usual i stand in the door way leaning against the door so i get a nice breeze and also get to see the happenings on the road.
Anways i work in soho which is quite a diverse and fun place to be BUT also kinda freaky sometimes, heres what happend:
Traffic warden starts to write a ticket for a van parked on double yellow lines.
Some geeza: 'oi! whatya doing im about to leave!'
Female traffic warden: 'sorry sir the ticket has already been processed'
Some geeza: 'awww ffs sake'
Female traffic warden: 'sorry'
Some geeza: 'hang on! your a ing tranny! u dirty ing tranny! go suck a dogs cock!'
turns out the women was actually a man, no
he/she traffic warden: oh be quiet you little boy!
some geeza: u, ing he she sucker!
he/she traffic warden: Ok your ticket is now going to cost u £100!
some geeza: say 1 more word and ill come over there and knock u you right out!
he she then turns around and shouts:
LETS ING HAVE IT THEN U CHEEKY ******!
LOL i could not believe what was happening. She / he then walks off whilst the geeza is all tensed up ready to bitch slap this poor guy dressed as a women. I gotta admit i felt sorry for her/him. The guy was seriously out of order. I would of towelled him myself but was drinking a can of lilt at the time:P
Ahhh anyways Ste, Jeff if u see this as a load of guff feel free to delete it i just had to share that experience with you :D |
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| dj_mdma |
| hahaha, lovely Londoners socialising on the street :stongue: |
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| SleeplessAndy |
lol
Where was that? Good work to the local authority employing a tranny..
edit: ahh soho.. of course.. |
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| dstrukt |
Poland street, The street opposite the HMV on oxford street. Ah it was funny but also very cruel.
you gotta have balls to be a tranny traffic warden.....literally! bom, bom, tisssssh - mhahahaha |
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| magnasoma |
| quote: | Originally posted by dstrukt
you gotta have balls to be a tranny traffic warden.....literally! |
That's quite funny. For you. |
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| Fundamental |
| Heh... Nice story there. Funny, interesting, and I'm going home. :p |
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| sykadelik |
| Mint! I'd dig living in London, quality place! |
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| tu_face |
haha poor bastard.. ppl hate traffic wardens enough without the added tranny-factor
more power to him tho, it would take a lot of guts doing that job if ur a tranny |
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| KilldaDJ |
LMAO
thats some quality reading |
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| Ian^ |
we used to have a cool old chap as a traffic warden who barely wrote a ticket, just plundered round town all day talking
then he retired
we got satan in a skirt, either her panties were too tight or sum1 had really programmed her badly, but she'd get hissed in the street and thats jus the grannies etc, and in the end i think she quit, but she'd always find an excuse to book sum1,plus she used to chase us on bikes before realising bikes were a 'bit' quicker :p |
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| joeh152 |
Haha that one feckered story - London is so like that though, I live really close but can never be bothered to go there cause its full of so many weirdos lol.
This reminds me of one time I was in Soho with a mate (not my idea, he was dragging me around trying to find a rugby shirt :nervous: ). We were walking down a street and a Hare Krishna came up to us and tried to get us to donate money. So I said the first thing that came in to my mind “Sorry I cannot donate as I am a mormon” (wtf, lol :nervous: )
Later we were somewhere else and the same bloody bloke was there shouts out "hello boys" or something. Then a few minutes later there were about 4 of them by the entrance to an underground station dancing and banging drums or something. |
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