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| CraveTheRave |
Sorry if it's already been posted, I found it quite funny:
Breakfast at Tim Horton's
A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
"Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with t he condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course," said the American.
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States."
Ain't it great to be C A N A D I A N !!! |
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| kewlness |
| hehe gooo canada!! ;) |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
HAHA
LOVED IT!!! |
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| DJPrototypeX |
| :stongue: LMAo...thas a classic...:stongue: |
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| dj_moonshine |
| bring on the immigrants.......... go canada go!!;) ;) |
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| SynthTrance |
| w00t Canada kicks azz |
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| whiskers |
"SCREW YOU CANADA!"
:D:D:D |
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| Mellow Yellow |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
"SCREW YOU CANADA!"
:D:D:D |
LOL |
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| Orbax |
wanna hear another joke?
Canada |
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| Essential1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
wanna hear another joke?
Canada |
I got a better joke:
BUSH |
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| Magimaster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Essential1
I got a better joke:
BUSH |
I SAY 0wnedz0r!!!!!!!!!11!1!1one!11!one!1 |
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| DJYaNiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Magimaster
I SAY 0wnedz0r!!!!!!!!!11!1!1one!11!one!1 |
No offense, of course. You just sound really stupid "attempting to make fun of" that statement. Or maybe it's the fact that you ARE stupid, and you really thought that saying that would be funny... Oh well. No offense...:haha: |
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