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I hate my job!! (pg. 3)
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| Essential1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_moonshine
well as long as it doesnt affect my job then its ok. :D |
i'll make it so that it affects everybody's job in that area for a couple of days...:D :D :D
seriously though, if u know ur doctor well enough, have him write u a doctors note & call in sick.
"umm, boss? I can't come in today, I had a very bad case of herpes last nite & when i woke up this morning my crabs ate them. I'm in too much pain to work today..." |
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| tha_broad |
If ur in the day before, just pretend to be really sick that day....make urself throw up...taht way she sends u home early...plus ur "already sick" for lanour of love. Or accidentally "sprain" an ankle or something.....you could always try having a "family member" call u out of work for a "family emergency" say a death or a birth in the family, even if it is a "fake pet".....
or u could pretend to get arrested.....but u gotta know cops for that...fake car accidents on your way to work also work.... |
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| joeh152 |
| quote: | Originally posted by tha_broad
If ur in the day before, just pretend to be really sick that day....make urself throw up...taht way she sends u home early...plus ur "already sick" for lanour of love. Or accidentally "sprain" an ankle or something.....you could always try having a "family member" call u out of work for a "family emergency" say a death or a birth in the family, even if it is a "fake pet".....
or u could pretend to get arrested.....but u gotta know cops for that...fake car accidents on your way to work also work.... |
This man knows his stuff! |
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| tha_broad |
| quote: | Originally posted by joeh152
This man knows his stuff! |
<<<<<<------------ broad = chick, girl, female, not male...and most importantly NOT A GINA!!!!
LOL |
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| joeh152 |
| quote: | Originally posted by tha_broad
<<<<<<------------ broad = chick, girl, female, not male...and most importantly NOT A GINA!!!!
LOL |
Gah!
The one time I call someone a man it happens to be one of the 10% of TA's who are female.
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what is a gina? btw :wtf: |
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| tha_broad |
| quote: | Originally posted by joeh152
Gah!
what is a gina? btw :wtf: | lol ur better off not knowing...u have not been tarnished yet..better keep it that way |
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| Essential1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by joeh152
what is a gina? btw :wtf: |
teenie bopper girls who listen to crappy music & like guys who wear tight clothes & drive riced out cars that are as loud as they are slow. here's an example:
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| joeh152 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Essential1
teenie bopper girls who listen to crappy music & like guys who wear tight clothes & drive riced out cars that are as loud as they are slow. here's an example:
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so a gina is like a female gino?
and riced is like a car lowered down, with spoilers added, to look like a race car when it is actually underpowered?
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| dj_moonshine |
| gina's might be dumb, but they sure are hot! |
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| dj_moonshine |
| quote: | Originally posted by tha_broad
If ur in the day before, just pretend to be really sick that day....make urself throw up...taht way she sends u home early...plus ur "already sick" for lanour of love. Or accidentally "sprain" an ankle or something.....you could always try having a "family member" call u out of work for a "family emergency" say a death or a birth in the family, even if it is a "fake pet".....
or u could pretend to get arrested.....but u gotta know cops for that...fake car accidents on your way to work also work.... |
yeh i was also thinking the same yesterday, thanks for the advice, appreciate it.:) :) |
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| Essential1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_moonshine
gina's might be dumb, but they sure are hot! |
not all of them......
a lot uf them are pretty ugly |
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| tha_broad |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_moonshine
yeh i was also thinking the same yesterday, thanks for the advice, appreciate it.:) :) |
no problem! im the Queen of excuses..i can think of an excuse for anything ;);) |
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