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magik_ss
True story........
You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,including the wedding party,was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,"I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
Friends.......................$32,000
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion......................................$3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui....................................$8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of
the bride humping
the best man
.........Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD.
P4z!
lol nice :D
Sand Leaper
Now that's a textbook example of getting OWNED!
MrSquirrel
Good for him.....

Does anyone have the picture floating around? :haha:

lol

MrS
swantonbomb45
lol damn, that was a sweet way to get revenge.
DrummeRaver86
old...but still funny as hell.:D
ahlamalek
dude, this is what I call revenge.
:D :D :D
Creamfields23
Good Move!
BEACHBOY
Check........ and Mate!! haha
insecurity
ahhh the sweet, sweet smell of revenge :)

victor
i just simply have to get a mastercard now!!!!
pfunk
I would have paid any amount of cash to see that wedding.
The look on the brides face must have been the funniest thing

I must agree that guy has some huge balls
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