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| Ste |
Hello citizins.
we here at the birmingham evening mail have embarked upon a recrutment drive, we feel there are not enough wierd people in small wooden boxes on the streets of birmingham selling youy our ty paper. we think that a satisfactory level would be one per street, perhaps with a view to expand one per person.
to acccomplish this we need you help, if you fit into the following criteria, you can become one of our prestigious staff salling the evening mail with pride:
1) you must be over 60
2) you must have no teeth
3) you must smell of piss or look like a smackhead (only one required)
4) you must be unable to say the word evening mail properly
5) you must have a beard (females only)
thankyou, and i hope we can be welcoming you as one of our wierdo-box-bastards very soon! |
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| big dave |
| just as i assumed! |
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| Ste |
| if i can be arsed i will take a picture of one of these foul box creatures! |
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| tu_face |
| maybe we could start a website and fill it with pictures of these box creatures.. a bit like www.scallycentral.co.uk ! |
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| Cru5ad3r |
eeeeeeeeeenin paaausssssssssssst
We have them here too .. (evening post from nottingham) :nervous:
Crusader |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ste
1) you must be over 60
2) you must have no teeth
3) you must smell of piss or look like a smackhead (only one required)
4) you must be unable to say the word evening mail properly
5) you must have a beard (females only) |
I fit none of the above, but i'm willing to change, WILLING TO CHANGE I SAY!!! PLEEAASE LET ME SELL 'EM!!
Can I audition?? Listen,
"EEEEEEEENNIIINNNN MMAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUWWW!!"
"EEEEEEEENNIIINNNN MMAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUWWW!!"
No?? How about selling potatoes on the market:
"POUND A POUND A POUND!!! POUND OF POUND A POUND!!!!!"
** sigh, gives up ** |
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