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Britney Spears is a guy! (pg. 5)
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj_Psygnosis
bloody SHIMs of this world :whip: |
What's a SHIM? |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by da_MynDLesS_one
holy , this guy makes a pretty good looking woman... that's too weird...
he must be assassinated... calling all TA ninjars :D |
*a slender black nylon fiber rope softly uncoils as it slides down the side of the building. For one brief second there is a slightly darker patch of night along the roofline and then it is gone. A passerby blinks, looks again, and shakes his head, thinking it was just his mind playing tricks.
The black clad figure slowly repels down the rope, his soft leather boots making no sound on the cool brick. Knowing which window was his target from previous observation the ninja waits stealthily outside listening for the sound of a lipstick container opening.
*snick*
The ninja smiled cruelly, that was his cue...
placing a quarter sized patch of grey into the middle of the window, the ninja suddenly span away as a thunderous detonation erupted into the still night.
the momentum from the spin easily carried him back to the window, and as he grabbed the edge and dropped in on catlike feet he saw what he had been looking for.
In the corner sat a figure wearing a brown leather hat of somesort, with golden curls spilling out from under the brim. A bright patch of fresh lipstick covered half of a lip and then veered sharply into one nostril, where the uncapped tube still lay embedded.
His eyes narrowed, he continued his visual inspection. A short mini-skirt and knee-high boots completed the ensemble. Well, almost completed. There was still something missing. Or should I say something not missing. There, in the cavernous recesses of the skirt, he saw the target. A small, shriveled penis, hanging unceremoniously to one side.
*SHHHHHK SHHHHHHHHK SHHHHKKKK*
the gleaming shuriken described 3 graceful lines through the air.
"Bless the shuriken, and their name. May their passing cleanse the world..." muttered the ninja.
With a quick backflip he shot of the window, climbed up the rope hand over hand, and reached the roof top. The rope snaked its way back up into a silky wreath that the ninja wrapepd around his chest. The last thing that one might have seen that night, was a swiftly moving patch of night leaping from rooftop to rooftop. Or was that just their mind playing tricks on them....? |
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| Aya Brea |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancewave
jesus! if I saw that at a club/bar, I would tap that ass! :whip:
:nervous: :nervous: |
err i definitely think you can see the man in him/her there. |
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| TuanAnh213 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aya Brea
err i definitely think you can see the man in him/her there. |
no of course you would if you've already read this thread and KNEW that was a guy of course you'd be able to figure it out more easily...HAD you not read this thread or knew anything about him being a guy he sure looks like britney to me |
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| TranceLuver4evr |
| quote: | Originally posted by TuanAnh213
no of course you would if you've already read this thread and KNEW that was a guy of course you'd be able to figure it out more easily...HAD you not read this thread or knew anything about him being a guy he sure looks like britney to me |
Word.....
I would definitely hit on him/her if I didn't know........ |
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| cryo |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
What's a SHIM? |
she + him = shim
heh :p
still that is crazy :rolleyes: |
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| Trancewave |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aya Brea
err i definitely think you can see the man in him/her there. |
No Einstein! :rolleyes: Like someone just said, you already know that's a guy from reading this thread to begin with.
Imagine this scenario.....
I'm at a club where PVD is playing. The lights are low, the energy is pumpin'. Everyone is having an AMAZING time. I'm happy, happy, happy :)
At this time, I'm feeling most excellent from the Green Superman that I just took. Got tired from dancing and go to sit down. Next thing I know this sweet little thing walks up to me. I'm thinking to myself, damn this chick sure looks like britney. :eek:
Britney: "baby, how you feeling?"
Me: :)
Britney: "how bout I give you a little massage?
Me: :eek:
Britney starts rubbing my tired shoulders, those hands so cold and relaxing. She moistens her lips starts licking and nibbling my ears....
Me: :eek:
I'm ticklish and I start to feel a little frisky....all I could think about are those sensual eyes, those lucious lips. mmmmmmmm.......
the lights get dimmer, the breakdown to Second Sun- Empire is starting. Those lips inch closer, the tongue begins to flicker. The juices start flowing.
The temptation is too great, I start to lose myself.
Okay, I'm going to go throw up now. Because all this could possibly happen to anyone. :nervous: It kinda makes me wonder about the girls I've made out with at clubs. :nervous: People who do this to deceive other people should get the beatdown, mafia style :whip: |
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| Orbax |
| if you give the girl a little punch in the stomache right before you kiss her you can see if its a YARR noise or a TEEF noise. the YARR is a man and the TEEF is a woman |
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| NiteKiD |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancewave
Britney: "baby, how you feeling?"
Me: :)
Britney: "how bout I give you a little massage?
Me: :eek:
Britney starts rubbing my tired shoulders, those hands so cold and relaxing. She moistens her lips starts licking and nibbling my ears....
Me: :eek:
I'm ticklish and I start to feel a little frisky....all I could think about are those sensual eyes, those lucious lips. mmmmmmmm.......
the lights get dimmer, the breakdown to Second Sun- Empire is starting. Those lips inch closer, the tongue begins to flicker. The juices start flowing.
The temptation is too great, I start to lose myself.
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*boiiiiiing* uh oh:tongue2 |
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
if you give the girl a little punch in the stomache right before you kiss her you can see if its a YARR noise or a TEEF noise. the YARR is a man and the TEEF is a woman |
Lol....Orbax, you have such an interesting way with people.
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
if you give the girl a little punch in the stomache right before you kiss her you can see if its a YARR noise or a TEEF noise. the YARR is a man and the TEEF is a woman |
i would say OOOF. what does that make me? |
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| mndeg |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
if you give the girl a little punch in the stomache right before you kiss her you can see if its a YARR noise or a TEEF noise. the YARR is a man and the TEEF is a woman |
rofl what |
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