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| Vivid Boy |
| hey i got a question for u ppl...would u get pissed if new ppl moved in beside u came to ur backyard (they havent even met u yet) and took a cucumber from ur garden without even asking? |
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| Evan Almae |
| yes, but if it were for sexual reasons then no!:toothless |
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| Vivid Boy |
| well u know what i feel like going to their house marching in their taking their tv and not asking or saying a word and seeing how in neighbourish they are about that |
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| moncster |
"Accidentally" let them overhear you speaking to a "coworker" about the failed "project" for genetically modified cucumbers that turned out to be poisonous.:D :D Oh and yes, I would be pissed.
Next time, catch them red handed. But, instead of getting mad or something, just say hello and see how they would respond.:clown:
btw, describe what kind of people your new neighbors are. |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
hey i got a question for u ppl...would u get pissed if new ppl moved in beside u came to ur backyard (they havent even met u yet) and took a cucumber from ur garden without even asking? |
what the ??
did they know that you saw them?
egg their frickin house or cucumber it.... |
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| moncster |
| Um.. install bear traps! Since it's your property, you can do whatever you want, as long as you make it clear that it's private property, right? SOO, put a HUGE cucumber in the middle of your yard, with bear traps all over the place with some leaves over them. Then put a HUGE sign that says keep out. Let's see what happens.. :toocool: :toocool: |
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| Evan Almae |
| maybe they'll bring back some pickles! If they do, god damn you have some kick ass neighbors!:happy2: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| theyre a small family i think theyre indian... and yes actaully my parents caught them and they just smiled and took it and walked away.... im in going into their house going into their fridge getting a glass of juice and just gonna smile at them and not say a word then use their bathroom stink it up and clog the freakin toilet them come back home. |
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| moncster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
theyre a small family i think theyre indian... and yes actaully my parents caught them and they just smiled and took it and walked away.... im in going into their house going into their fridge getting a glass of juice and just gonna smile at them and not say a word then use their bathroom stink it up and clog the freakin toilet them come back home. |
What you should do is get a glass of juice, piss in their fridge, and crap in their sink. :disbelief |
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| moncster |
Oh yeah, here's a great idea too (a serious one)
Wait until this thread gets nice and long, print it out in all of its entirety, and put it in their mailbox.
Assuming you don't actually do anything illegal that we suggest :D We don't want to get arrested for conspiracy. |
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| DeE420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by moncster
"Accidentally" let them overhear you speaking to a "coworker" about the failed "project" for genetically modified cucumbers that turned out to be poisonous.:D :D Oh and yes, I would be pissed.
Next time, catch them red handed. But, instead of getting mad or something, just say hello and see how they would respond.:clown:
btw, describe what kind of people your new neighbors are. |
hahahaha, that's so what i'd do! :haha: |
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| moncster |
Sneak into their yard and night with a HUGE bag of plastic forks. Maybe call a couple friends too.
While your neighbors are sleeping, stick forks all over their yard! It'll confuse the cucumber out of them when they see it first thing in the morning.
And here's another great payback idea, how does a TV jammer sound?
| quote: | | No TV and no beer makes Homer go crazy. No TV and no beer makes Homer go crazy. |
Well, this design supposedly works, not sure though, but eh, you could find other ones on the net if it doesn't work.
Put it in a dixie cup and throw it on their roof! :disbelief :disbelief |
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