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| joeh152 |
Very odd spam:
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Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003.
Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.
Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. While it might be hard to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I need easy to follow schematics from the future to build one which is safe and accurate that will not disrupt the time space continuum with both forward and backward capability accounting for temporal location settings (X, Y, Z, n), which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have a dimensional warp generator available, and are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply with a secure way to contact you. Send a separate email to me at:
[email protected]
Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.
Thank You
Brian Appel
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So, has anyone else had some down right strange spam emails... and if so, what were they? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| that guys evil he brought me here form the 70's and left me stranded |
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| Photo_bot_2k1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by joeh152
Very odd spam:
***************
Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003.
Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.
Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. While it might be hard to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I need easy to follow schematics from the future to build one which is safe and accurate that will not disrupt the time space continuum with both forward and backward capability accounting for temporal location settings (X, Y, Z, n), which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have a dimensional warp generator available, and are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply with a secure way to contact you. Send a separate email to me at:
[email protected]
Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.
Thank You
Brian Appel
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So, has anyone else had some down right strange spam emails... and if so, what were they? |
you'd think if he was REALY from the future, that they'd at least think of a better abbreviation for time than 'n'
wouldnt 't' be a much better one |
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| whiskers |
| well, that was quite hilarious.... one thing though, what the hell is the point of this email??? |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
well, that was quite hilarious.... one thing though, what the hell is the point of this email??? |
Clog your mailbox :D |
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| Flyboy217 |
| Man, you guys aren't sympathetic. Can't you see he wants to get back to his own timeline? Imagine if you were stuck with the dinosaurs. A T-Rex could eat you or some ish! |
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| netw3rkd |
| its so people who are dumb or just bored will reply and your email will get on there mailing list and spammed with real spam |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by joeh152
Very odd spam:
***************
Thank You
Brian Appel
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Are you in some sort of engineering program at a university? That may explain who he spammed. |
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| ShadoWolf |
Here is a spam I got a while back.. I've kept it in my inbox this long because it's so unusual. The subject was: "Fakes."
I don't know who sent it. I wonder if he/she belongs to some sort of organization (religious, etc.)
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There is something extremely wrong with every single
person in this world. They seem to be part of a
pointless simulation.
"The Matrix" has portrayed this idea somewhat, yet we
watch it and go back to our daily lives. Yet in this
very life, underneath the seeming diversity in
people's opinions, values, talents, and interests,
there is something that makes everyone the same. It
is as though this planet is populated only by mindless
fakes, objects that provide the appearance of
intellect on the surface but are based on only
mechanical reflexes and primitive thought patterns.
I don't really care if anything I say has been said
before, if it was portrayed in movies, in books, or in
the lyrics of some useless song. With 6 billion people
covering the globe at any given time, thousands and
thousands of years of written literature, probability
dictates almost any combination of words has occurred
numerous times. Yet there is clear evidence there was
no action, so those words, just like the people who
spoke them, must have been just more fakes. I am
forced to use this language (also created by the
fakes) because there is no alternative, so everything
I write here could be misunderstood to make me sound
like one of them, but it will be the action that I
take and the dedication that will separate me from
them.
In my estimation the fakes that occupy this planet
don't make up 99%, but more like 99.9999999% of the
population. I know this because I've searched, and in
my search have so far only found one true ally (I have
found him via the internet as well). But even with
those numbers we would not give up because there is no
logic in giving up.
The people on this planet are all fakes because the
societies have made them this way. Ideas that populate
people's minds have no logic or purpose. Concepts such
as religion, god, morality, individualism, freedom,
identity, happiness, love and billions of others are
all just memes. Like parasites they infect the minds
and spread from one person to the next. They have no
point or purpose; they exist without any logical basis
or foundation. The fakes are completely controlled by
them, and they will never see beyond them. To not be
controlled by them one must do more then just realize
that they exist. One must resist any ideas that have
no point, endlessly question, and never accept
imperfection or compromise in any answer.
We (myself and my ally) are different though. While we
have had the limitation of existing only in these
societies, something has made it possible for us to
resist being indoctrinated into becoming one of those
fakes. We have no arbitrary wants, needs, desires, or
preferences.
If this world continues to exist the way it is then
nothing in it will ever have a point. It will always
be just a product of random evolution, one with no
importance or relevance. The only logical goal is to
dedicate our lives to increasing our numbers, those
that aren't fakes, so that in thousands of years our
numbers may be such that the fakes would no longer be
a threat to progress.
Those that join us must see every other person
occupying this planet as the enemy, and us as their
only allies. Like us they must have dedication only to
taking the most logical action, and to nothing else.
To tell you more about us, we've posted some personal
information about ourselves on a website. You'll also
find past responses to us on that webpage.
If you reply to us we're open to anything you say that
makes logical sense. However, we'll be judging you
based on what indications you give that you have
accepted and/or rejected society. We will ask you some
questions to test how resistant you are to thinking
like everyone else.
If you already have an essay or a web site that shows
your way of thinking better than answering these
questions would, just send us that instead.
(1) What is your view of religion and how did you
derive it? What limitations do you see in a strictly
scientific view of the world, and what is necessary to
overcome those limitations?
(2) How do the things that you do in your day to day
life differ from the things that you'd like to be
doing in your day to day life in the future?
(3) What values, morals, principles, and codes of
conduct are most important to you? What if someone is
in your way, or somehow interfering in the goal you
are pursuing, would you consider killing them, given
there were no consequences?
(4) Do you prefer to follow your heart or your mind -
why? Can you describe a time that you did something
that went against your reason because of your heart?
Did you regret doing it?
(5) Imagine that you are given the opportunity to live
on an isolated island for five years with up to three
people of your choice. Survival will be extremely easy
on this island because you will be given plenty of
food, shelter, and other necessities for life. The
only difference is that you are isolated from the rest
of humanity and have no technology. Would you go? Who
would you take with you and how many would you take
with you?
(6) Who or what is so important to you that you can't
live without it? What things or people truly matter to
you in your life? Why?
(7) How do you justify doing something for fun or
enjoyment?
(8) Do you see that there is anything wrong with the
way people act, or with the way our society exists?
What exactly? Can you imagine how it could be changed?
Feel free to tell me or ask me anything at anytime. If
you didn't like this message for some reason, you can
always show me how to do it right by sending me a
better one.
Do not simply reply to this email, if you do, we will
likely not read your reply. If you do wish to
communicate, first demonstrate your interest by taking
the effort to find us online, the way to do that is
described below:
Use a major search engine to search for a phrase
combining any word from the first set with any word
from the second set. Basically you would search for
the string:
"first_word second_word"
There is no trick to this and this isn.t meant to be
quick, it should, however, be fairly clear if/when you
find the right site. The following search engines were
verified by us, please use any of them as other search
engines may simply not yet list us correctly: MSN,
Overture, Lycos, InfoSeek, FastSearch, LookSmart,
HotBot, InfoSpace, Ask.com, AllTheWeb, Teoma,
WebCrawler.
Possible first words:
perfect
final
endless
perpetual
driving
eternal
logical
only
best
infinite
Possible second words:
escape
idea
objective
desire
dream
ambition
thought
logic
clue
theory
Ryan and Jacob
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| El~ZaPo |
Guys, I'm serious... I really need to go back to the future.
Help. :( |
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| astroboy |
| The guy needs to do what the doc did in "back to the future III"... send a letter with instructions for it to be delivered to his friend in the future, detailing his problems so his friend can travel back in time and help him out. |
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