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10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious
situations and some equally stupid answers:-
1.At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so
I thought i'd
watch
some advertisements in the cool comfort of the
theatre.
2.In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled
shoes steps on
your
feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia.....why don't you
try
again or should i try this time."
3.At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?
4.At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated
cement.We
occasionaly
also spit in it.
5.At a family get-together.When some distant aunt
meets you after
years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6.When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout...it's
just
the money.
7.When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah
and just when
you
called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan
would win.What
do
you
think?
8.When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed oblects in
your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I
bite.
10.You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ............it was a chalk
and now it's
in
flames!!! |
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