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Female Rating System (pg. 3)
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| NiteKiD |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
WHOAAAA NEGATIVE GHOST RIDER! and point at her and laugh hysterically
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hahAHA wtf |
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| GelatinPufF |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
if you are a girl saying that, i am incredibly turned on, and if youre a guy, good on yah!
my comments will become more and more womanizing and GOOD JOB BRAH!ish as the night goes on |
I'm a guy, but what kindoff puts me off this rating system is my infamiliarity with the rules of golf, that's why i think alot of people don't get it :(
Now if it was based on baseball, Id evaluate it like this:
Now say you're facing a 130mph pitcher:
hotness ratings are based on:
60mph pitcher = not hot at all,
80mph pitcher = you'd still hit her right?
110mph pitcher = sizzling
130mph pitcher = in hot!
who continually throws you fast balls
throws indicate how bad she wants you out =
fast ball = she wants you out ;)
curve ball = a nice throw, where the ball is held more with the fingertips then with the hand - ie. she's just playing ;)
knuckle ball = quiet an unpredicatable throw, so if you hit one, you're good ;)
change of pace = she's probably a lesbian :(
and you manage to hit the ball into the parking lot
parking lot= you read the pitcher really well ;)
the stands = oOooo noice! :eyespop:
outfield = you need to work on your swing a bit more :(
straight back to the pitcher = you're probably gay
and then trip over getting to first base because you're disabled or injured
1. 1st base = light petting
2. 2nd base = bondage
3. 3rd base = head
4. home run = makeing a porno
oh
im stopping now :( i forgot to take into account catchers (ie. ex. boyfriends) the umpire (their parents? :() and uhhmm mascots :( |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by GelatinPufF
I'm a guy, but what kindoff puts me off this rating system is my infamiliarity with the rules of golf, that's why i think alot of people don't get it :(
Now if it was based on baseball, Id evaluate it like this:
Now say you're facing a 130mph pitcher:
hotness ratings are based on:
60mph pitcher = not hot at all,
80mph pitcher = you'd still hit her right?
110mph pitcher = sizzling
130mph pitcher = in hot!
who continually throws you fast balls
throws indicate how bad she wants you out =
fast ball = she wants you out ;)
curve ball = a nice throw, where the ball is held more with the fingertips then with the hand - ie. she's just playing ;)
knuckle ball = quiet an unpredicatable throw, so if you hit one, you're good ;)
change of pace = she's probably a lesbian :(
and you manage to hit the ball into the parking lot
parking lot= you read the pitcher really well ;)
the stands = oOooo noice! :eyespop:
outfield = you need to work on your swing a bit more :(
straight back to the pitcher = you're probably gay
and then trip over getting to first base because you're disabled or injured
1. 1st base = light petting
2. 2nd base = bondage
3. 3rd base = head
4. home run = makeing a porno
oh
im stopping now :( i forgot to take into account catchers (ie. ex. boyfriends) the umpire (their parents? :() and uhhmm mascots :( |
thats too much to work with, itd get confusing when I slid into first base with a knuckle :) |
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| breakinbeats |
| All those scales are quite amuzing.:tongue3 |
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| GelatinPufF |
It depends if the field was wet or dry...
i mean, in a wet field, id dive for first base head first...
but if the field was dry, id probably think twice about sliding for first base because id probably end up grazed and cut, so therefore, id probably try and steal first :cool: |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by GelatinPufF
It depends if the field was wet or dry...
i mean, in a wet field, id dive for first base head first...
but if the field was dry, id probably think twice about sliding for first base because id probably end up grazed and cut, so therefore, id probably try and steal first :cool: |
lol, and i think you were the one with that chick as your avatar who had the hair....she was cute and i htink thats why i was linking you and femaleness |
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| GelatinPufF |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
lol, and i think you were the one with that chick as your avatar who had the hair....she was cute and i htink thats why i was linking you and femaleness |
now say the field was really wet after a monsoon like downpoor the previous night, and that girl threw you a 130mph fastball, and you managed to hit it into the parking lot, you'd be stupid not to slid into the home plate head first :D i mean, sliding into the homeplate with you're knuckles (or even barely stealing it with a finger;)) just doesn't cut it does it? :D
P.S. YAH, that girl was hot, but it was one of my webcam buddies, and i got sick of all the guys private messaging me ( :rolleyes: ) so i took it off and put my pic on there
<- :)see |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by GelatinPufF
now say the field was really wet after a monsoon like downpoor the previous night, and that girl threw you a 130mph fastball, and you managed to hit it into the parking lot, you'd be stupid not to slid into the home plate head first :D i mean, sliding into the homeplate with you're knuckles (or even barely stealing it with a finger;)) just doesn't cut it does it? :D
P.S. YAH, that girl was hot, but it was one of my webcam buddies, and i got sick of all the guys private messaging me ( :rolleyes: ) so i took it off and put my pic on there
<- :)see |
id try to make everyone PM you, but it wouldnt be a surprise any more |
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| jinxed84 |
youve succeeded in puting something i hate(math) into something i like (women) not cool!:whip: :whip:
haha interesting though, how long did it take you to come up with this? |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by jinxed84
youve succeeded in puting something i hate(math) into something i like (women) not cool!:whip: :whip:
haha interesting though, how long did it take you to come up with this? |
no idea, we were drunk
And do people SERIOUSLY PM eachother for dates?!?!? i thought that was a joke making fun of sad people that didnt exist |
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| cryo |
| quote: | Originally posted by breakinbeats
All those scales are quite amuzing.:tongue3 |
lol igottaknow made it very simple ;)
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Dude u got way too much time on ur hand. btw I use a modified 1-10 scale, i know it aint too scientific but it works...
1 = :eek:
2 = :nervous:
3 = :clown:
4 = :thepirate
5 = :o
6 = :)
7 = ;)
8 = :D
9 = :eyes:
10= :crazy: |
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
And do people SERIOUSLY PM eachother for dates?!?!? i thought that was a joke making fun of sad people that didnt exist |
More to the point:
Does it actually WORK?
I ask on intellectual grounds only, of course.
MrS |
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