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Orbax
You are as a candle, the better part burnt out
your face is not worth sunburning
your horrid image doth unfix my hair
I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips and receiving your bad air
Thy food is such as hath been belched on by infected lungs
Your face is Lucifers privy where he doth nothing but roast malt-worms


inspiration, its seems, comes from odd places
DJ-Fuq
thou haveth a small penis
DigiNut
Judge not Harold by the length of his beard, nor its color, but by the number of crumbs therein.
moncster
quote:
Originally posted by DJ-Fuq
thou haveth a small penis





:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
NiteKiD
baby don't be so mean
DJYaNiK
Line from Valkyrie Profile:

"Get thee hence. Oblivion awaits thee."

Translation: Get the hell out of here. Oblivion awaits you.
MrSquirrel
Orbax is a slatern!

lol

MrS
moncster
Squirrel brings teh funnay:o
MrSquirrel
quote:
Originally posted by moncster
Squirrel brings teh funnay:o


Sorry....I like calling people slaterns since they usually don;t know the meaning.

Mendicant is a good one too :D

I am also much needing sleep.

MrS
DrUg_Tit0
http://www.preece100.freeserve.co.uk/progs/autoinsu.exe

Here's a nice little program that generates insults, both in modern and Shakespeareian dialect.

KilldaDJ
thy u


yes...
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