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As a squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breath. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.
�Well,� he whispered, �I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, �Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!��
�He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, �George W. Bush is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash too!��
�We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us.� |
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