|
Orbax's Personal Pictar Thread
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Orbax |
Me DRUnJK! RIGHT NOW!!!
and my pride and joy,
 |
|
|
| moncster |
Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bull. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog ! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
:haha: |
|
|
| Orbax |
6 foot 2 bitch!
yeah, i love that movie!
if youre sayin im gay cuz i love my flower, Ill killllllll you ******
*********= N I G G E R
ium asyion that from fave chappels so I donbt get banned or some t |
|
|
| moncster |
| i'm saying you're a cowboy, not a queer :D |
|
|
| Orbax |
ok rock!
where the hell is everyone its gayer than a 2 dollar bill in here boy! She it.... |
|
|
| Orbax |
i jsut erralized IM Awesome!
in an existential sense of course
ammmmm Albertsons brand OJ and monarch ocka co vodka! does it get ANY classier> probably not |
|
|
| moncster |
| Pass me an online shotglass. I wana try :D |
|
|
| Orbax |
*sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide(
yeehAW! yah padnuh! quadruple shot O 100 proof AKA the 400 meter! |
|
|
| moncster |
Some good
 |
|
|
| Orbax |
ha thats a fookin awesome smiley thingamaboboer
anyways...
ite. well im in bored cuz theze people have something to do on thursdays apparntly. Monc, youre a ninjaa nd I dont even know hwhat that hell is up.
age, location, and how many people you killed today + theninja technique you used |
|
|
| Orbax |
it. so Im 20/21 in 5 months
im in Seattle
Ill be in Romania this Winter, taking over some operations of the business my father is starting there this fall...should be in awesome, plus Romanian chicks.
I dunno. i kinda killed some people racing today they were your average honda/acura so I dontknow if ninjaness was involced.
um. plus stuff |
|
|
| UWM |
| Im drunk right now its 250 am what do I do> |
|
|
|
|
