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What People Around The World Learn About Americans By Watching Baywatch
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| Henkie_henk |
1. American men and women spend 15 percent of their days running
in slow motion along the beach.
2. Americans almost drown an average of two times each hour.
3. Despite the habit of breathing water, CPR always works and no
one actually dies, except from cancer.
4. People in the U.S. look thoughtfully at the ocean for an
average of 15 seconds after being told anything of any
importance.
5. Americans never worry about getting enough to eat, but fat
people are unreliable and sometimes evil.
6. Most American women have abnormally large breasts that are
worshipped via close-ups for an average of two minutes and
thirteen seconds per hour.
7. When swimming in California, you are more likely to be
attacked by jewel thieves or taken hostage by terrorists than you
are to drown.
8. Most activity that takes place off the beach occurs in
montages and lasts no longer than two minutes.
9. Although Americans, especially lifeguards, complain that they
are poor, they all have expensive sports cars and luxurious
homes.
10. Motorboats, unlike cars, will not talk back to David
Hasselhoff. |
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| -=WVG=- |
Hehe, kewl Henkie !
You definately right about the breasts...
You want a proof?
jaaaah!
OK ! :)
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| Henkie_henk |
| We deff need more proof :) |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
| I love my Baywatch babes (PAM in my bed tonight) hahahahahahaha :D |
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| Viceroy |
Baywatch acting and storylines are filth...absolute crap.
But looking at hot girls run in slo mo...now there is nothing wrong with that I can think of!
:D |
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| Phanta C 2001 |
| i have never watched the show...maybe if it was on HBO(some nudity) hehe |
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| Fraggle |
hmmm...well yeah what an interesting show it would be if none of them happened :p:p:p
(...not that i find it interesting anyway :)) |
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| -=WVG=- |
| quote: | Originally posted by Henkie_henk
We deff need more proof :) |
No...bad bad Henkie...:) |
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| Paul Griffiths 1 |
| Yep Baywatch sucked! But all of the above is kinda true. It's like the shopping bags for groceries in movies ALWAYS has the French stick loaf in it! :p |
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| HiGH_NrG |
Maybe we can arrange the baywatch babes on the dutch TA party eh Henkie_henk! :D
But hell yeah you're right! :) |
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| guava |
| quote: | Originally posted by -=WVG=-
Hehe, kewl Henkie !
You definately right about the breasts...
You want a proof?
jaaaah!
OK ! :)
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this one's canadian... |
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