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Good Better Best - State Patrol Stories
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| DJ_NRG |
I doubt the validity of these stories, but I got a chuckle out of them, personally:
Good
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered
the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road
with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road
with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI.
A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin
State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping
open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to
sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.
"He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book,
got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing
too hard to start her car. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJYaNiK
Funny OLD jokes. |
eh i hadn't seen em in ages
good work! :D :D :D |
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| swantonbomb45 |
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BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin
State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping
open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to
sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.
"He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book,
got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing
too hard to start her car. |
O man, that cop got pwnd. If i was him i would cuff her ass for revenge! |
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| insecurity |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancention
:haha: |
what he said |
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