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| Orbax |
Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.
im just gonna post these, no responses needed, they are from Askmen.com, i just like them hehe. |
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| Orbax |
heres the JOTD too :D
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the kitchen and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responds, "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No," replies the trainee.
"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"
The trainee shouts back, "And do you know who you are talking to, you fool?!"
"No," replies the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replies the trainee, and puts down the phone. |
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| UWM |
I think you win quote of the year oarbacks
"Books are a lot like a vagina - once they are open it's very difficult to put them down"
or however it went. |
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| Orbax |
hehe someone has that quote in their sig, I didnt remember saying it :D
i also dont remember who has it in their sig....
or what thread I remember it from... |
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| Scorchio |
Heres a joke thats not really related but what the hell:
This woman walks into a Seven Eleven and gets:
1 milk, 1 bread, 1 soda, 1 butter, 1 cucumber, 1 tomato and 1 onion.
The cashier man asks her:
"Youre single right?"
She answers: "Yes how did you know?"
The cashier answers: "Coz youre ing ugly..." |
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| Orbax |
| BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA i love it |
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| Scorchio |
| At your service :) |
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| piggy |
:stongue:
I like how the joke is so random :D |
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