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Clipboard twats (pg. 2)
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| dj_mdma |
hehe i love kate's suggestions :stongue:
the best thing to do is not make eye contact cos then they can't zero in on you...
Where i work at Tesco's they usually are outside the store, but fortunately they ignore all the people in uniform :toothless |
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| arctic |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_mdma
hehe i love kate's suggestions :stongue:
the best thing to do is not make eye contact cos then they can't zero in on you...
Where i work at Tesco's they usually are outside the store, but fortunately they ignore all the people in uniform :toothless |
Seriously, if you tell them to off, they do!
I hate them, they ambush you and bail you up, if you're rude, they back off... |
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| dj_mdma |
i'm too polite to tell someone to off, lol
i'll just say "sorry, not interested"
i won't usually get targeted cos i look like a student, albeit a rich one :toothless |
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| arctic |
I don't know why they come at me, i am a student, but they never go when i'm in uniform.
I'm usually too polite to drop a ' off', but they really do annoy me, i can't help myself :p |
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| goose_wh |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ M.G
Yes they irritate me too, why dont they just kindly piss off and get a bloody job, this shabby ginger bearded bloke came up to me at a cash point and said "I know this might look like bad timing, do you have any spare change?" im like "No i need all the money i can get"
.....this is the same bloke that asked me 2 or 3 times last week and he will probably ask me again this week (what a nob) One woman tried to fob me off with a crap story while i was in bristol record shopping she goes "oh i need £2.50 so i can get the bus to see my dad who is ill" yeah right more like you need's it for Cider or drugs :whip: |
Totally tru, in Nottingham theyre always asking me for the bus fare to Kings Lynn FFS. I think Kings Lynn must be a byword for smack.
Them clipboarding twats suck 'nall that true aswell. I always pretend to be really confused when they ask if i have a minute. last time it were like this:
clipboarder: "Can you spare a minute of your time for some research?"
me: (looking really confused) "Ive got some milk" ( then i held up my carton of milk to demonstrate this fact)
After this she were so confused that she fell over. & i was quite pleased of my fantastic imitation of a crackhead. |
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| dj_mdma |
| you ing legend :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| magnasoma |
| hahahah. classic. :D |
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| DJ M.G |
| hehe i might give that a go! |
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| Misty Kitty |
| best idea yet hehehehe |
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| SlinkySkev |
| Clip-Board hippy s, Homeless scum, Smack heads and other useless time wasting people need to be infected with some really nasty disease. |
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| Ian^ |
My best one was in morrisons one week, they're always inside infront of the exit and im pushing the trolley through, and this woman says to me
'can i sell you some gas'
so somehow i relied
'No thanks, I've tapped into nextdoors supply but don't tell them' and she just dropped her jaw and I was trying not to laugh
Also in derby the other week, I came out of HMV and went towards Virgin which is just up a bit, and a woman starts talking to me, and i say 'sorry i've got tog et back to thecar' so she then watches me walk into virgin & out 30 minutes later..... D'Oh |
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| djtommyrenegade |
| :haha: LMAO, luckily i dont really have the problem of clipboarders, cos i live just outside the city, but in belfast its wild, all the hobo's seem to come out at once "spare any change mate" like u work hard for your money and they just expect u to give them YOUR money, lol the off idea is very promising |
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