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20 reasons why its better to be a guy
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| Orbax |
1- Movie nudity is virtually always female.
2- Women's bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
3- When clicking through TV channels, you don't have to stop at every sight of somebody crying.
4- All your orgasms are real.
5- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
6- Your last name stays put.
7- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
8- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
9- Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
10- Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
11- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
12- You don't have to shave below your neck.
13- If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
14- You can write your name in the snow.
15- Flowers fix everything.
16- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
17- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
18- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
19- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
20- You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid. |
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| arctic |
| You also have a pen0r :wtf: |
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| speedracer_mec |
| wheres my damn notepad:whip: |
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| trancEyes22 |
101 reasons why its better to be a woman :D
101. We're beautiful
100. We're smarter
99. If there's something wrong with our face, we can fix it
98. We have fashion sense
97. We have tact
96. We're not horny
95. We're polite
94. We can have long hair and not be called fag
93. We're not dense when it comes to relationships
92. We don't have dicks
91. We can wear skirts
90. When we see a hot guy we don't pitch a tent in our pants
89. We get what we want and we don't have to beg
88. We can get out of traffic tickets
87. If we're too short we can make ourselves taller
86. God made Eve to MAKE UP for Adam
85. We can't get prostate cancer
84. We don't look stupid when we dance at parties
83. We're allowed to hit boys but boys aren't allowed to hit back
82. You can look but you can't touch
81. If we burp, its cute, if guys burp, its gross
80. We don't have hairy pits
79. Unlike the cops, we always get our man
78. We don't have to be ripped to be attractive
77. We'll never get receding hairlines
76. We may fart but we never get blamed
75. We have an excuse for bad days
74. Guys can propose, but we have the final choice
73. Mark McGrath... mmm yum
72. We're from Venus... apparently
71. We don't have to pay for dates
70. We don't get potbellies
69. ...no comment
68. Our voices don't crack in puberty
67. We have a special bond with our kids
66. If we're Jewish, we don't have to get circumcised
65. We don't need to eat 8 cheeseburgers to be full
64. Animals like us
63. Guys come to us
62. Penis envy isn't a problem for us
61. Nail Polish
60. It doesn't hurt to ride a bike
59. When we have boobs, its normal, when guys have boobs, well thats just wrong
58. We don't have to fix stuff
57. We don't sweat nearly as much
56. We'll NEVER be a dirty old man
55. Shopping is fun, not work
54. We can train guys
53. We have intuition
52. We'll never go bald
51. We can stop and ask for directions
50. We don't name our body parts
49. We can slap your butts and you can't stop us
48. We don't get gallstones
47. To us, beer is an acquired taste
46. It takes more than guns and gore to entertain us
45. We don't need to do everything to get attention
44. We don't need to beat someone up to feel good
43. We can be conniving and manipulative and not be evil
42. We chew our food before we swallow it
41. We CAN turn you down even if you are hot
40. We can drink Mountain Dew without worrying about the side effects
39. We don't have to be gay to shop at le chateau (no offense aaron)
38. We don't have to be macho
37. Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice
36. We don't wear what we slept in the night before
35. Green M&Ms are just M&Ms
34. We can tie ties
33. The Damsel in Distress always gets rescued
32. We get more out of a romance movie then... "did you see the breasts on THAT!?"
31. Our pants aren't loose enough to fall down
30. Dolls are made to look like us
29. We're better kissers (so i've been told)
28. We're allowed to giggle
27. We have smooth skin
26. In Saudi Arabia we can marry as many men as we want
25. We can scream
24. Football's a game, not an obsession
23. Boys have cooties
22. Pink is allowed
21. We can sing without people laughing at us (most of the time anyways)
20. Lip Gloss
19. We can borrow guys clothes
18. We're not too proud to cry
17. Just because we like a guy doesn't mean we think about having sex with him, or want to for that matter...
16. Our talents go beyond burping and farting
15. We're ALWAYS innocent
14. We can say hi without punching each other
13. Most guys would give us the shirt off their backs
12. It doesn't matter if we suck at sports
11. Girls can wear guys clothes and not be gay
10. We don't have hairy chests
9. We're allowed to be scared
8. Doors are opened for us
7. We can give 'the look'
6. We can start wars with our beauty (Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, the list goes on...
5. We get flowers and candy
4. We get to sit down when we pee
3. We can be creative with our formal wear
2. We play mind games and we ALWAYS win
1. Well... what can I say. We're girls. you love us, whether you want to or not. Face it, we rule, you just couldn't live without us!!!!
i think both are really funny!!! |
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| Orbax |
#21 for guys, short attention spans and dont have to read 101 ##$@!$ reasons about ANYTHING hehe. Too much! :P
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ok I DID read it all, in segments, coming back to it hehe :D and whoever wrote that has no idea about guys. We can wear SKIRTS?! ohhh sign me up lol. But some were pretty good ;D |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
101 reasons why its better to be a woman :D
101. We're beautiful
100. We're smarter
99. If there's something wrong with our face, we can fix it
98. We have fashion sense
97. We have tact
96. We're not horny
95. We're polite
94. We can have long hair and not be called fag
93. We're not dense when it comes to relationships
92. We don't have dicks
91. We can wear skirts
90. When we see a hot guy we don't pitch a tent in our pants
89. We get what we want and we don't have to beg
88. We can get out of traffic tickets
87. If we're too short we can make ourselves taller
86. God made Eve to MAKE UP for Adam
85. We can't get prostate cancer
84. We don't look stupid when we dance at parties
83. We're allowed to hit boys but boys aren't allowed to hit back
82. You can look but you can't touch
81. If we burp, its cute, if guys burp, its gross
80. We don't have hairy pits
79. Unlike the cops, we always get our man
78. We don't have to be ripped to be attractive
77. We'll never get receding hairlines
76. We may fart but we never get blamed
75. We have an excuse for bad days
74. Guys can propose, but we have the final choice
73. Mark McGrath... mmm yum
72. We're from Venus... apparently
71. We don't have to pay for dates
70. We don't get potbellies
69. ...no comment
68. Our voices don't crack in puberty
67. We have a special bond with our kids
66. If we're Jewish, we don't have to get circumcised
65. We don't need to eat 8 cheeseburgers to be full
64. Animals like us
63. Guys come to us
62. Penis envy isn't a problem for us
61. Nail Polish
60. It doesn't hurt to ride a bike
59. When we have boobs, its normal, when guys have boobs, well thats just wrong
58. We don't have to fix stuff
57. We don't sweat nearly as much
56. We'll NEVER be a dirty old man
55. Shopping is fun, not work
54. We can train guys
53. We have intuition
52. We'll never go bald
51. We can stop and ask for directions
50. We don't name our body parts
49. We can slap your butts and you can't stop us
48. We don't get gallstones
47. To us, beer is an acquired taste
46. It takes more than guns and gore to entertain us
45. We don't need to do everything to get attention
44. We don't need to beat someone up to feel good
43. We can be conniving and manipulative and not be evil
42. We chew our food before we swallow it
41. We CAN turn you down even if you are hot
40. We can drink Mountain Dew without worrying about the side effects
39. We don't have to be gay to shop at le chateau (no offense aaron)
38. We don't have to be macho
37. Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice
36. We don't wear what we slept in the night before
35. Green M&Ms are just M&Ms
34. We can tie ties
33. The Damsel in Distress always gets rescued
32. We get more out of a romance movie then... "did you see the breasts on THAT!?"
31. Our pants aren't loose enough to fall down
30. Dolls are made to look like us
29. We're better kissers (so i've been told)
28. We're allowed to giggle
27. We have smooth skin
26. In Saudi Arabia we can marry as many men as we want
25. We can scream
24. Football's a game, not an obsession
23. Boys have cooties
22. Pink is allowed
21. We can sing without people laughing at us (most of the time anyways)
20. Lip Gloss
19. We can borrow guys clothes
18. We're not too proud to cry
17. Just because we like a guy doesn't mean we think about having sex with him, or want to for that matter...
16. Our talents go beyond burping and farting
15. We're ALWAYS innocent
14. We can say hi without punching each other
13. Most guys would give us the shirt off their backs
12. It doesn't matter if we suck at sports
11. Girls can wear guys clothes and not be gay
10. We don't have hairy chests
9. We're allowed to be scared
8. Doors are opened for us
7. We can give 'the look'
6. We can start wars with our beauty (Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, the list goes on...
5. We get flowers and candy
4. We get to sit down when we pee
3. We can be creative with our formal wear
2. We play mind games and we ALWAYS win
1. Well... what can I say. We're girls. you love us, whether you want to or not. Face it, we rule, you just couldn't live without us!!!!
i think both are really funny!!! |
me thinks someone is telling porkies... |
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| trancEyes22 |
| for the record, i did NOT write that....like id ever say "we're not horny" hahah ;) |
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| Orbax |
| haha seriously, I read that and was like *bull!* |
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| TatanaGirl |
Girls we have to say that guys are lucky because they don't have to deal with periods and that stuff,yukk.
Greetz
TatanaGirl |
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| whiskers |
i command
that we can conclude
that
guys > girls
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| MoSH_MaN |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
101 reasons why its better to be a woman :D
100. We're smarter
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Ok...that made my day |
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