|
Unsexy things of 2003
|
View this Thread in Original format
| insecurity |
| quote: | | 27. Food — particularly oysters — as aphrodisiacs. Funny how all these vaguely genital-esque foods happen to be culinary Spanish Fly. "It kind of looks like a lady's naughty part!" he says. "Mmmm ... I'm eating it as if it were a big glob of come," she replies. "Perhaps we should go and do it!" they say and promptly leave the raw bar. A load of posh nonsense. |
:p |
|
|
| monoxide |
| 41. Flavored lube. If God wanted us to taste like kiwi, he would have made us kiwis. (Also applicable to lip gloss.) :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
|
|
| MrSquirrel |
This one is so perfect:
| quote: | | 22. Perfume/cologne. A throwback from a time when people didn't wash. |
I hate perfume, prefer the smell of fresh soap :D
MrS |
|
|
| DJ_NRG |
33. Lower-back tattooes. Lately, it seems that if there's no faux-Celtic design between your low-rise jeans and your baby tee, something's missing. Recently, we've been seeing girls with their names in thug font in that place. Must save a lot of awkwardness
----I disagree. I think lower back tattoos (within reason) are sexy as hell!!
42. The Mile High Club. You hear a lot about horny, uncreative couples ducking into airplane restrooms together. What you don’t hear about are sprained knees, the smell of disinfectant, and the very real possibility of being sucked through the toilet to your death.
----Bwahahahahahahahahahahahha |
|
|
| MrSquirrel |
I missed this one before lol:
| quote: | | 40. Ann Coulter. Oh, look! Psychotic neo-Nazi tendencies and pretty hair! Isn't that cute? No. And think about it: it's not hard to be the belle of the conservative-pundit ball when all the other guests are Rush Limbaugh. |
:haha:
MrS |
|
|
| monoxide |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_NRG
42. The Mile High Club. You hear a lot about horny, uncreative couples ducking into airplane restrooms together. What you don’t hear about are sprained knees, the smell of disinfectant, and the very real possibility of being sucked through the toilet to your death.
----Bwahahahahahahahahahahahha |
! i've missed that one.... to think about that i'm in a mile high club:nervous: tho some friends still ask me if it was nice & btw IT WAS!:cool: :stongue: |
|
|
|
|
