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| DJ-Fuq |
One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana.
The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodeaux, waiting for help to come.
Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house. It kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house.
Her curiosity got the best of her so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux "Do you see dat dere baseball cap a floatin' away from the house, den back again?"
Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yeah, dass my husban. I tole dat jackass he gonna cut the grass today come hell or high water."
A young lady who thought she was overweight went to see a dietitian. She walked into his office and asked several questions about dieting, exercise, and other things. Her final question to the dietitian was strange, however. She asked: "How many calories are in sperm?"
"Why?" he replied.
At which the porker launched into an explicit description of her voracious sexual proclivities.
After thinking a minute he said, "I don't know how many calories there are in sperm, exactly, but if you are consuming that much of it, then is anybody really going to care if you're a little chunky?!"
Todays worst joke:
A fish and an eel were in a pond, swimming around.
The eel eats the fish, and the fish gets digested and ted out of the eel. Another fish gets put into the pond, and he goes and sniffs the poo. The eel asks what the fish is doing sniffing the poo, and the fish tells him a story about the time when he ate a fish, and how the came back to haunt him. The ell says "bull fish", to which the fish responds "i you not you fish eating eel", so the eel says, "You may me not, but I am going to you" and eats him.
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| dr me |
| you were right about it being bad |
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| DJ-Fuq |
| quote: | Originally posted by dr me
you were right about it being bad |
Yep, it wasnt even a proper joke. Some guy just made it up trying to be an :
"HAHAHHAHA, if u really read this, i think i just wasted a good 3 min of ur time...don't u hate it when ur tryin to get some funnies, and it ends up to be pointless? oh well... onto another day, can't wait for the REAL jokes tommorow, not my fake ass one." |
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