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| magnasoma |
ahh tis officially friday afternoon. Time for larking and banter and funny things u got sent by email.
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Male comebacks to female comebacks to male pick up lines -
Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - There's no need to get on your knees suck on my just yet,
we've only just met!!!
Man - Your place or mine?
Woman - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man - That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a where you go.
Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
Man - That explains the moustache then!
Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman - Unfertilised.
Man - No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Man - I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman - But would you stay there?
Man - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man - You're pretty
Woman - Piss off.
Man - Don't interrupt, You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch!
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| Yella Fella |
| haha thats wicked man... made my day at work, cheers mate!! :haha: :D |
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| LiveTheDream |
| Cheers, ill have to remeber them:stongue: |
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| dj_mdma |
theres a few missing from there!
one i vaguely remember is
Man : I would die happy if i saw you naked
Woman : I would die laughing if i saw you naked
Man : Thats alright, as long as you're still warm when i do you up the arse.
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| dstrukt |
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Give us some more:D |
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| Misty Kitty |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_mdma
theres a few missing from there!
one i vaguely remember is
Man : I would die happy if i saw you naked
Woman : I would die laughing if i saw you naked
Man : Thats alright, as long as you're still warm when i do you up the arse.
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:eek: EWWWWWWWWWWWW |
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| sykadelik |
LMFAO @ those pickup lines.
Now for something a bit more physical to keep you amused for the remainder of the day:
While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right
hand.
Your foot will change direction.
I consider this to be very sketchy :nervous: |
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| dstrukt |
| hahahaha - i just got some really strange looks from everyone in the office. |
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| TiestoFanMatt |
They're quality.
You really have to be quick off the mark and confident to blurt those ones out, not something for me! |
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| magnasoma |
At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits eside him.After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the
courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear. "Do you want a b**w job?" he whispers. At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the big scouser replies." Something about a job." |
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| dj_mdma |
if you are easily offended, don't read...:D
Whats better than winning gold in the Paralympics?
Having Legs.
What do u call an Epileptic in a Bush?
Russell.
Whats the good thing about ing a ten year old?
If you slick his hair back, he looks like he's eight :whip: :whip:
Whats better to clean up, a lorryspill of marbles, or a lorryspill of babies?
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
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| Misty Kitty |
| quote: | Originally posted by sykadelik
LMFAO @ those pickup lines.
Now for something a bit more physical to keep you amused for the remainder of the day:
While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right
hand.
Your foot will change direction.
I consider this to be very sketchy :nervous: |
thats scary :eyes: |
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