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Best chat up line..... (pg. 2)
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| was you born with a spanner in your mouth?.., cos everytime i look at you my nuts tighten :rolleyes: |
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| TrAnCeAkI |
ewww jay :P
Do you wash ur pants with windex?Cuz i can see myself in them! :nervous: :eyes:
oh one more :P
Are u feeling a little tired?
cuz uve been running through my mind all day :)
that one is kinda gay :P |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
Hi, You look clean
or the daddy of them all (no pun intended)
Let's go make a bastard |
charming :haha: |
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| DJ_FRAZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by TrAnCeAkI
ewww jay :P
Do you wash ur pants with windex?Cuz i can see myself in them! :nervous: :eyes:
oh one more :P
Are u feeling a little tired?
cuz uve been running through my mind all day :)
that one is kinda gay :P |
come and spend a night in my bedroom...
YOU CAN HAVE MY MOBILE PHONE!!! |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_FRAZ
YOU CAN HAVE MY MOBILE PHONE!!! |
Bwahahaahahah:stongue: |
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| Misty Kitty |
| Just take acid and tell me you have a large penis ;) |
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| Ste |
| quote: | Originally posted by flystyler
Male: Do you beleive in equal rights
Female: Yes
Male: By us a drink then :)
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*woman buys drink and throws drink in blokes face*
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| RobertRollie |
| I always liked 'nice shoes, wanna ?' |
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| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by Misty Kitty
Just take acid and tell me you have a large penis ;) |
gah, i knew i should have joined in the trippy fun n games :whip: :whip:
*note to self, don't use the term winkie next time...:stongue: |
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| Syd |
someone came up to me on the street and just said 'excuse me i'm hung like a donkey'
I didnt know what to say but my friend turned round and went 'that's nice but we're in a hurry' hehe!
chat up lines r crap, dont use them!! |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
Let's go make a bastard |
LMAO...i like it. |
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| tu_face |
| quote: | Originally posted by Syd
chat up lines r crap, dont use them!! |
werd
i just burnt anitas knee with a fag.. that seemed to do the trick ;) |
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