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These sayings would also go along with the bumper sticker topic!
But yeah enjoy, have a good laugh, and dont forget to masturbate!
"War is silly, Wack your Willy!"
"War Is no joke, Stop and Stroke!"
"War is heinous, thumb your anus"
"I'm going blind for mankind"
"Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East"
"All we are saying, is give peace a wank"
"War is out, pound your trout"
"Touch your sack, not Iraq"
"My bush doesn't declare war"
"I cum in peace"
"War's not cool, school your tool "
"Peace is good -- pull back your hood "
"Don't listen to Blair, play with your pubic hair "
"Don't bomb cities, pet your kitties "
"Slap your tool, don't fight for fuel "
"Rub your snake for peace's sake "
"My 'friendly fire' harms no-one "
"Jill it, don't kill it "
"War is unpleasant, tickle your pheasant "
"Don't cross the ocean, just grab some lotion "
"Don't attack - play with Jack "
"For peace to work, you need to jerk "
"Give your Bush the finger! "
"Peace is cool, pull your tool "
"Fire your Peter, not your 8 millimeter "
"Better Head than Dead "
"Spread your flower's power "
"My doesn't meow, it roars -- for peace. "
"Wank, Spank, Stop that Tank "
"Don't enlist, use your fist! "
"Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood "
"War is dumb, beat yourself numb "
"custard, not gas (mustard)! "
"Peace is the goal, stroke your pole "
"Peace: a stroke of genius "
"We won't reach peace until you release "
"Bury your fingers, not bodies "
"Shizzle your nizzle, don't kizzle the pizzle. Yo. "
"Fight for good, beat your wood "
"Don't flaunt your power--prune your flower "
"Peace is right, grip it tight "
"Attack your crack, not Iraq! "
"Stop human loss, give yourself a toss "
"Ignore Bush's war calls, play with your balls "
"Three times a day keeps war at bay "
"Stop the hurt, let it spurt "
"Ban war, jerk some more "
"If you pound it, peace will come "
"Give bush the finger "
"War's a dud, pound your pud "
"Don't be Bush's flunky, spank your monkey "
"War is sick, play with your dick "
"Peace rocks, whack your cocks! "
"Service your rod, not your rifle "
"Put your guns on your shelf, go yourself "
"Stop the war, I want to get off "
"War is evil, wank your weasel "
"What if they gave a war, but instead everyone came? "
"Smack your Jack, not Iraq! "
"Don't grease the war machine, do yourself with Vaseline "
"Save Our Soldiers, Touch Your Privates "
"Let your wood do some good "
"I'm frigging against this war "
"Ring your bell. Stop this hell "
"Jack Mehoff for President "
"Grease your cukes to stop the nukes "
"War's funky, spank your monkey "
"Pound Penises Into Plowshares "
"Beat your little man, not Afghanistan "
"War's not the only way to soothe an agitated bush. "
"Don't flatten Iraq, just strangle Kojak "
"There's no time for war if you yank 'til you're sore "
"Save our nation through masturbation "
"Don't Wag the Dog, Flog the Log "
"Don't send troops to die, give masturbation a try "
"War can wait, masturbate! "
"If you don't want to die, hump a pie "
"Vibrate don't annihilate "
"If you don't stroke it who will "
"War is fickle, tickle your pickle "
"Who wants to mourn? Jerk off to net-porn!"
"If we can't screw ourselves, we're all screwed "
"Onanism, not pugilism! "
"Harry Palms for President! "
"Forget war, be a self whore! "
"My patriot missile explodes for peace "
"A hot hand on a cold night, not a cold knife in a hot fight "
"War isn't cool, flog your mule. "
"Blue Balls=War "
"No military rank comes close to a wank "
"Forget Jihad, shoot your wad "
"A stroke a day keeps the bombs away "
"Enough with rancor, yank your wanker "
"Pull your plum and peace will come "
"Violence ain't workin', try jerkin' your Gherkin "
"I'd rather spill than kill "
"Finger your crack - not Iraq "
"Don't have a fit, rub your clit "
"Stab your clam.... not Saddam! "
"No need to hurt when you can squirt! "
"Punch the clown... Not the enemy! "
"Hairy palms not cluster bombs"
"Pocket pool for peace "
"Give war the finger "
"Semper Fi, self-gratify"
"If your semen is a spillin', there won't be time for any killin'! "
"Lay a hand on yourself before laying a hand on others "
"War is out pound your trout "
"Pull your not a glock "
"Self-guided muscles not missiles "
"Send your little troops into your hand, not a foreign land "
"All we are saying, is give peace a wank "
"Don't Fire - Pull Your Wire "
"Pull together for peace "
"Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East "
"Self-Love Not War "
"More head less dead "
"No missiles in the sky, self-gratify "
"Touch your sack, not Iraq "
"Put Your Fingers In Yourself, Not On A Trigger "
"My bush doesn't declare war "
"Suppose they gave a war and everybody came instead "
"One cum a day keeps war away "
"Pull Puds, Not Scuds "
"Rub Your Wombat If You Hate Combat "
"Be a healer spank your weiner "
"Beat your meat, not your enemy "
"Choke your chicken, not your enemy "
"Be kind - make yourself blind "
"Let's beat violence together "
"Peace won't work unless you jerk. "
"Peace is but a few strokes away "
"Stroke your piece for peace "
"Spill Your Seed, Not Blood "
"Shoot nothing but your wad "
"Slap the salami, not Saddam-i! "
"More Wanks, Less Tanks "
"We've got the whole world in our hands.... "
"Contributing to peace 1 oz. at a time. "
"Whack, don't attack! "
"Don't hate, masturbate "
"If You Must Follow An "ism", Make It ONANISM "
"Solve global issues with a tissue "
"World peace is at hand "
"If you can still read this, you aren't masturbating enough "
"Gism Activism "
"Be a peacebringer with one or more fingers! "
"No arms for war, just hands for peace "
"War can wait, masturbate! " |
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