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Felatio decreses breast cancer in women! (pg. 2)
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Izzy
as much as i would like to belive, this is most probably a hoax... a couple clues led me to this...

first this is noted as an AP article though it appears on CNN?!?
quote:
Originally posted by TranceGeek
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)


(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

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second, this name set off some alarms

quote:

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine


right... a name like BJ sooner... haha funny

lastly, the link doesnt lead to CNN but some dummy page where all the other links lead to nothingness.

still i'm going to send this to a few girls i know ;)
cammie
haha, if this were only true....my chance of breast cancer would be <0%.....my husband will testify to that :stongue:
djSlain
so that's what a felatios is. i always thought it was when a man on a girls chest. i find wisdom now
Izzy
quote:
Originally posted by djSlain
so that's what a felatios is. i always thought it was when a man on a girls chest. i find wisdom now

:nervous:
UWM
quote:
Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
giving head also decreases the rate of female beatings :toothless


Good one Jay :p

That reminds me of a joke I once heard

What doesn't belong? Meat, a drum, your wife, or a blowjob?

A blowjob.

You can beat your meat, a drum, and your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

:p

ps I don't beat women or condone violence against women.
UWM
quote:
Originally posted by djSlain
so that's what a felatios is. i always thought it was when a man on a girls chest. i find wisdom now


I think they call that the Cleveland Steamer.
mr. poopyhead
quote:
Originally posted by UWM
I think they call that the Cleveland Steamer.


wtf??? they have a name for sick ass like that?!?
UWM
quote:
Originally posted by mr. poopyhead
wtf??? they have a name for sick ass like that?!?


Oh yeah, there's tons of them. The jelly donut. Dirty Sanchez. Rodeo. Etc ...

I'll try and find the list and post the link, it's funny . [no pun intended]

* EDIT

Click Here

LMFAO at some of those.
mr. poopyhead
the worst thing i've ever heard is the donkey punch.... so as you might have guessed, i'm not exactly an expert in the world of deviant sexual behaviour, =P.

edit: hahahaha.. yes.. i'm sexually incoherent.. hahaha.

edit again: AH HAHAHAHHAAHA... arabian goggles... omfg.. that made my day. hahaha...
UWM
A lot of these are new to me and I've seen these lists for years now. I haven't laughed this hard in some time.

:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:

I'm disappointed they don't have The Houdini on there, so I'll explain it :p

When you are sex0ring a female from behind and you pull out and spit on her back, so she thinks you blew your load. Then when she turns around you shoot it in her face.

muahaha!

zarathustra
Check out the brown necktie.
xtr3m
quote:
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not.


"suspected" heh

[EDIT]

Ok, the article seems to be fake.
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