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I was bored this evening and decided to screw with someone, quite fun indeed:
UserY: hi
xeroreversion: hi
xeroreversion: whats up?
UserY: nuttin
xeroreversion: heh
xeroreversion: bored too?
UserY: yeah
xeroreversion: lol
xeroreversion: man nuttin to do
xeroreversion: dammit i just dropped my phone
xeroreversion: now my dog is eating it
xeroreversion: oh well
UserY: lol
xeroreversion: did you know lol spelled backwards is still lol
UserY: yeah
xeroreversion: cool
xeroreversion: no one ever notices that except me
xeroreversion: i must be a genious or something
xeroreversion: do you think im a genius?
UserY: not really it's common sense
xeroreversion: man my ass hurts
xeroreversion: i think it fell asleep
xeroreversion: hold up
xeroreversion: be right back
xeroreversion: gotta go wake my ass up
xeroreversion: hold on
xeroreversion: ok back
xeroreversion: its awake now
xeroreversion: did you know racecar spelled backwards is racecar?
UserY: yeah
xeroreversion: cool huh
UserY: not really
xeroreversion: i think that is the shiznit forizzle
xeroreversion: what
xeroreversion: you dont think thats cool
xeroreversion: man i thought that was cool
xeroreversion: why not
UserY: cause it's common sense
xeroreversion: oh
xeroreversion: whats common sense
xeroreversion: ?
xeroreversion: didn't thomas paine write that or something
xeroreversion: you there
xeroreversion: ?
UserY: yeah I'm here
xeroreversion: hey you wanna hear a joke?
xeroreversion: alright
xeroreversion: a leprechaun
xeroreversion: a midget
xeroreversion: and a bartender
xeroreversion: walk into a bar
xeroreversion: right?
UserY: ok
xeroreversion: ok well the leprechaun pokes the midget
xeroreversion: and the midget goes "hey you stupid leprechaun, dont poke me"
xeroreversion: well the leprechaun keeps poking him
xeroreversion: like POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE
xeroreversion: you know
xeroreversion: over and over again
xeroreversion: like super poking him
xeroreversion: well the midget gets mad right
xeroreversion: and pulls out this glock
xeroreversion: and pumps the leprechaun full of bullets
xeroreversion: and he dies
xeroreversion: the end
xeroreversion: pretty good joke huh?
xeroreversion: you there?
xeroreversion: did you like that joke?
UserY: no that's stupid
xeroreversion: what
xeroreversion: why do you say that
UserY: waiting for the punch line
xeroreversion: jesus told me that joke when i was at church
xeroreversion: are you saying jesus tells bad jokes?
xeroreversion: oh well
xeroreversion: maybe he wasn't built for stand up comedy
UserY: I think you fell asleep when Jesus was tellin you the punch line
xeroreversion: no
xeroreversion: i was awake the whole time
xeroreversion: jesus told me if i fall asleep at church
xeroreversion: that he will pump me full of bullets
xeroreversion: with his glock
UserY: what kind of drugs are you on?
xeroreversion: what?
xeroreversion: im not on any drugs
xeroreversion: why do you ask
xeroreversion: ?
xeroreversion: if i was on drugs, then i couldn't tell jokes
xeroreversion: now could i?
UserY: have you been on drugs?
xeroreversion: no
xeroreversion: i like hugs
xeroreversion: they are better then drugs
xeroreversion: hugs are better then drugs
xeroreversion: drugs are bad
UserY: have you seen the egg in the frying pan?
xeroreversion: yeah
UserY: that is your brain on drugs
xeroreversion: i eat eggs and bacon every morning
xeroreversion: no not really
xeroreversion: because
xeroreversion: your brain is bigger then an egg
UserY: must be nitrates in the bacon
xeroreversion: and no one is going to pull your brain out
xeroreversion: and cook it in a frying pan
xeroreversion: right?
xeroreversion: unless they are a dentist or something
UserY: not if it's on drugs it turns into mush and runs around in puddles
xeroreversion: i thought only jesus could do that
xeroreversion: man i must be a genius or something
xeroreversion: jesus is like a transformer
xeroreversion: he can transform into
xeroreversion: like wrenches, and hammers, and other useful hardware
UserY: they do that all the time in Africa when the Monkeey's are still alive.. don't think I wanna eat your brain
xeroreversion: i dont want you too eat my brain either
xeroreversion: because then jesus would tell me jokes
xeroreversion: and i wouldn't remember them
xeroreversion: hold on, my dog is trying to kill my pet moose, one sec
xeroreversion: be right back
xeroreversion: ok back
xeroreversion: stupid moose
xeroreversion: it was calling my dog names
xeroreversion: and my dog got all pissed off
xeroreversion: and tried to kill it
xeroreversion: whatever
xeroreversion: im sick of this
xeroreversion: im going to bed
xeroreversion: goodnight
UserY: I got a joke for ya
xeroreversion: but im sleepy
UserY: ok but lay off the drugs
xeroreversion: im not on drugs
xeroreversion: like i said
xeroreversion: hugs are better then drugs
UserY: not right this minute but maybe a hour ago.. you took so many you don't remember when you last did
xeroreversion: i dont do drugs
xeroreversion: i never have
xeroreversion: they make you do dumb stuff
xeroreversion: so what was the joke
UserY: like tell stupid jokes
xeroreversion: (lets get back on topic here)
xeroreversion: no
xeroreversion: i only tell intelligent jokes
xeroreversion: but no one ever gets them except me
UserY: ok your a bus driver you have 5 people on the bus. you go to the first stop and pick up 3 people 2 get off
xeroreversion: so you have 6 people now
UserY: second stop 4 get on 3 get off 3rd stop 6 get on 2 get off last stop 3 get on 4 gets off
UserY: who's the bus driver?
xeroreversion: hold up
xeroreversion: oh
xeroreversion: i am the bus driver
xeroreversion: but i get mad
xeroreversion: becuase i get tired of picking people u
xeroreversion: p
xeroreversion: that i use a glock
xeroreversion: and kill everyone on the bus
xeroreversion: see thats funnier
UserY: psycho
xeroreversion: no
xeroreversion: im not a psycho
xeroreversion: you're a psycho
xeroreversion: you psycho
xeroreversion: jesus said its ok if you're a bus driver
xeroreversion: but like if you were a mail man
xeroreversion: or a taxi driver
xeroreversion: you can't use a glock to kill people
UserY: what's a glock anyways.. your drug stash?
xeroreversion: no
xeroreversion: it's a gun
UserY: what kind?
UserY: kind with the orange top
xeroreversion: one that shoots
xeroreversion: no
xeroreversion: one that shoots bullets
xeroreversion: http://www.glock.com/
xeroreversion: the ones with the orange top are fake
UserY: jesus said thow shall not kill
xeroreversion: no
xeroreversion: he said thou shalt not kill
UserY: same damn thing
xeroreversion: no
xeroreversion: i can't believe you misquoted jesus
xeroreversion: you're going to hell
UserY: what religion are you Athiest?
xeroreversion: no
xeroreversion: Monogamy
xeroreversion: it's cool
xeroreversion: we sit around and talk to jesus all day
xeroreversion: and then we play like video games and stuff
xeroreversion: it's fun
UserY: the jesus on crack?
xeroreversion: jesus is pretty good at fighting games
xeroreversion: no
xeroreversion: why do you keep talking about drugs?
UserY: your a freakin psycho
xeroreversion: are you a druggie or something
xeroreversion: NO I AM NOT!
xeroreversion: why would you say that
xeroreversion: ?
xeroreversion: you're just jealous because i know jesus
xeroreversion: and you don't
xeroreversion: that's why
xeroreversion: well i gotta go
xeroreversion: so i will talk to you later
UserY: yeah I take caffine
xeroreversion: ok
xeroreversion: bye
xeroreversion:
UserY: don't talk to me later see ya |
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| mezzir |
stopped reading 1/2 way thru...too many lines :(
but i'll make up a better jokes inspired by your first one
a midgit, a leprechaun and a bartender walk into a bar and see a lawyer, a priest and a jew ransacking the place cause the bartender is a dumbass and left
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| placebo |
LOL.
Yeah I was bored and someone just IM's me outta no where.
So i figured I would mess with them, I removed their nick outta good faith though. |
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| Puuhis |
| ROFL:stongue: :D :stongue: |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Where's the funny part? |
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| StalkerElmo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Where's the funny part? |
Yeah, where is it? |
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| placebo |
| well u guys are no fun u damn no fun guys |
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| fuct4less |
| lmao! the killing everyone on the bus part was mint :haha: |
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| placebo |
hehe
yeah
for those of you who didn't read the whole convo, it becomes quite hilarious. |
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