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One liners (pg. 3)
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| Patrick Bateman |
C'mon Bryce. There are much more important problems than Sri Lanka, to worry about.
Bryce:
Like what?
Patrick Bateman:
Well we have to end apartheid for one, slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism, and world hunger, we have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. most importantly we have to promote general social concern, and less materialism and help people. |
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| MK-S |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
"sweating like a eating a hotdog" is a personal favorite |
Sweating like a blind homosexual in a sausage factory, sounds better. |
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| Patrick Bateman |
I'm into murders and executions!
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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| Mosaic |
(in presence of hot female)
"I'd sure like to rotate her tires." |
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| StalkerElmo |
| funny stuff.. |
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| Moongoose |
I heard this one in a movie the other day
"If i wanted to talk to myself i would leave me a voice mail"
Now this one i actualy use when im really pissed at somebody
"You! Get off my planet!" |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moongoose
Now this one i actualy use when im really pissed at somebody
"You! Get off my planet!" |
if u ever said that to me id beat u up for having such a corny line.. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
things i frequently say while heading out the door:
"time to make like a baby and HEAD OUT"
"lets make like sheep and get the flock out of here"
"im off! like panties on prom night." |
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| NooKLeaR |
Let's make like Michael Jackson and beat it!
Let's make like a banana and split.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who can count, and those who can't count.
I'm sweating like a fat kid in gym class. |
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| Teflon Don |
| Hasta Lasagna dont get any on ya... |
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| Moongoose |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
if u ever said that to me id beat u up for having such a corny line.. |
Bring it on :D
However i dont use it much as i rarely get so pissed at someone that i feel the need to use it :D I usualy stick with the classic "Get the F*** away from me you [insert many bad words in various languages here]" :D |
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| Vivid Boy |
| well thats better :) |
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