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Giant Trout or "slightly warm" Cattle Prod: who wins??? (pg. 3)
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| LoCa |
^^^^^^
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| theonewhoknows |
right. i'm gonna have to side with a trout. i shall inform you why.
it was a hot sweaty night back in Nam.we were wading through the river eating mangoes and shooting lemon tree's. after maybe 20 30 miles since our last stop we decided to set up the fair ground for the night in a clearing by the river. we rode the big dipper for a while, abused the dodgems. but spirits were low as our minds slowly went crazy. eventually the rest of the troop fell asleep. i my arse was resembling a stephen hendries face and i had to go sooth it in the water.
unfortunately a crocodile decided to jump up and try and bite. i avoided it but it took another swipe and wrestled be into the water.it pulled me around for what seemed like forever. just as i thought i was doomed i siezed upon a passing trout. (i used my trout handling skillz that i was taught in bootcamp). now i bet you didn't know that the mighty crocodile..the well armoured beast...has unfeasably week eyes did you? well... the trout was so scared he siezed up, and this enbled me to stabe the crocodile in BOTH eyes. leaving him floundering helpless as i wriggled free.
so trout. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| the trout is indeed mighty and packs a good punch.. but wouldn't it be terribly slippery? Could it slip right out of your hands from the slippery scales and momentum? If not i would say the trout but if it is indeed slippery then the cattle prod. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoCa
^^^^^^
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
that's my reaction too, not only to that post, but to the whole thread...
(i still think the trout owns you all) |
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
What if I use giant catfish?
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Then you get the wallop of the trout AND the added sting comparable to the cattle prod.
I say occrider won.
MrS |
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| astroboy |
| Trout is large and unweildy, cattle prod is swift and light allowing you to use shifty fencing moves... IMO the cattle prod owns... and as its slightly warmed it'll be pleasant to hold on to. |
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| TrAnCeAkI |
| i cant beleive ppl are responding to one of redeyes posts!!! he is so ghey lol he doesnt even make sense!!!! :P |
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| Redeye |
| quote: | Originally posted by TrAnCeAkI
i cant beleive ppl are responding to one of redeyes posts!!! he is so ghey lol he doesnt even make sense!!!! :P |
VOTE OR STFU!!!!! :haha: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| redeye unabnn me from #ukta i did nothin worng but abuse neo..i want bak in ill behave |
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| TrAnCeAkI |
lolol dont tell me to stfu
F
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lol |
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| Redeye |
| quote: | Originally posted by TrAnCeAkI
lolol dont tell me to stfu
F
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lol |
see you in Miami, "maybe" :p |
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| politicsofdancin |
| quote: | Originally posted by TrAnCeAkI
i dont know wtf u mean with all this stuff so i just eeenee meenee miny moed it !! lol FEKIN WEIRDO REDEYE :P |
me too leni.../me scratches her head :conf: |
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