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What is your Battle Cry?
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DJ_NRG
Release Your Inner Warrior! Find Your Battle Cry

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Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the terrain! It is Dj Nrg, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He howls mightily:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I pillage until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"
insecurity

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the cliffs, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Insecurity! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to bludgeon you so badly, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"

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victor
Sprinting through the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh victor! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to smash you faster than the speed of sound!!"
NeoBizzaro
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Striding across the tarmac, wielding a thorned whip, cometh NeoBizzaro! And he gives an ominous cry

"I'm going to beat you so painfully, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!"
gwrmarines

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the mountains! It is Gwrmarines, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel grunt, his voice cometh:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I sow darkness and discord like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

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DJYaNiK

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking out of the freeway, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh ZeroXOmega! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting out of the hotel lobby, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Yan! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to hump you until the Earth stands still, and dip you in uranium!!!"

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Moongoose

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, running on the wasteland! It is Moongoose, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you into the danger zone!"

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robootz

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking along the mountains! It is Robootz, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He roars ominously:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts until my glands are satisfied!!"

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Bladed baseball bat. Cool :p
chojin
"Hark! Who is that, skulking on the fields! It is Chojin, hands clutching a thorned whip! He roars apocalyptically:

"I'm going to beat you until I am off parole!"
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Blik

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking across the candy store, swinging a burning branch, cometh Blik! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to torment you faster than the speed of sound, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

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HyPeRSoNiC

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking through the wasteland, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Hypersonic! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!"

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ChooChoo

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Running across the tarmac, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Choochoo! And he gives a cruel roar:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I feel like chicken tonight!"

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hmm couldn't decide :) :

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Who is that, stalking out of the tundra! It is ChooChoo, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He bellows mightily:

"You in some now, muhfuh! I sow darkness and discord like a river of pure piranha!!"

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