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| EyeScream |
If you have a confession to make, why not make it in front of everybody? :happy2:
http://grouphug.us/
Quote of the week:
"I once farted and blamed the dog. Poor pooch was sent outside for the rest of the night." :happy2: :D |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
I had anal sex with some random girl on my roommates bed while he was away for the weekend, and never told him about it.
he should be proud of himself!! :D |
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| Hequn |
| quote: | | I'm 22. I'm obsessed about keeping statistics about my preferences. I keep an excel sheet of the boys I've been with. This document tracks their birthdays, race, how we met, how long we were together, sex notes, and whether I really orgasmed with them. I've been with 26 guys, 9 races, ages ranging from 15-40. 7 were relationships, 12 were close to one-night stands, 7 were friends. I've orgasmed with 10 of them. I'm a Leo and I've never been with a Virgo nor Sagittarius. |
k......... :nervous: |
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| ResonantDrag |
| quote: | | I am terrified of closing my eyes in the shower and of looking into a mirror in a darkened room. These fears are so stupidly neurotic and irrational they make me cry with shame. |
| quote: | | I used to fish a lot. I had a strange fascination with casting as hard as possible with a caught fish on the hook then in mid cast yanking back and stopping the line so the fish would rip apart in two. The fish at the local reservoir were so stupid you didnt need bait you could just drop a hook and they'd bite it. But, for fun I'd catch a fish and take one of it's eyes and use it as bait to catch another, then repeat until I'd catch a one eyed fish. |
wtf???? |
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| N|te-L|fe |
| quote: | When I was 17 I acquired some police tape - you know the sort saying 'Police Line Do Not Cross' - from a road-side accident near my house. I completely forgot that I had the tape until I started university.
There was a beat-up old car outside my college window, which had been parked for about a day. On my way back from the bar one night, I decided to use the police tape I had only just remembered I had...
So, a quick look on the internet and I found the logo for the local police and I proceeded to make up a very official looking letter with the police logo and everything. The letter read:
'During a routine sniffer-dog search through the area, we have reason to believe that your vehicle contains traces of Class A narcotics. We have sectioned your vehicle for the time being, and require you to make yourself known to the local authorities, so that we may discuss this matter. Do not attempt to remove the vehicle. Doing so will result in your arrest and a civil violation of hindering police work and tampering with evidence will be brought against you.'
Anyway...I placed four street cones around the car, with the police tape stretched over them, so it looked like a real crime scene. I then sealed the formal letter in an envelope, and placed under the front windscreen wiper.
The car stayed there for two weeks, and the owner actually got arrested for blocking the road and stealing police property |
LMAO !! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| ATL_Trancer |
| quote: | | I once keyed a Nissan Z car becuase the guy stole the parking spot I planned to pull into. I was very angry and it was a very big key and it flecked off paint all the way down the car. |
man, now that just aint cool. I know how much i'd be pissed if someone did that to my Z... |
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| N|te-L|fe |
Bah if you can afford that car you can afford a new paint job..
j/k :D got my car keyed a couple of times for no reasons, thats just plain gay :rolleyes: prolly stupid kidz |
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| DJ_NRG |
| quote: | | When I am engaged in internet conversation, i use "lol" when I really don't "laugh out loud." |
| quote: | | When I was like 14 I was going through my mom's bedroom drawers and I found some S&M magazines and a huge vibrator, so after that while my folks were out I used to use them. Some day I want to tell my mom that she was using a vibe that had been up my butt. |
| quote: | | When i'm out in public, i like to make faces at children/flip them off/anything to make them tell their parents. then i act really indignant, and glare at the parents. |
| quote: | | I feel that after someone says "thank-you" for holding the door open for them, that saying "shut-up" is a proper and best response. |
| quote: | | I act like I'm ambitious and hardworking but I mostly waste time and pretend to be going somewhere. I'd rather just sleep and have money given to me. |
Nice to see that I'm not the only ed up one in this world :D |
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| ahlamalek |
| quote: | | i work with a lesbian who is my mate but i also want to sleep with her all the time, and generally marry her and have lots of kids with her. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| ahlamalek |
| quote: | | I often take a at work just to kill time. While dropping anchor in poo bay I often play pinball on my mobile. Charmed. |
welcome to the club :D |
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| Killabee |
| quote: | | I once bit the beak off of a live duck thinking it would impress my gothic girlfriend. She split up with me soon after that but I told all my friends that I was the one who dumped her because she was a bit too wierd for me. |
How sick is that??? :mad: :whip: :whip: |
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| Martinez |
| When i was 12 i used to live on an 10th floor apartment with my parents, someday i was alone looking through the window, and then i found an old and very very drunk mand walking, so i got my pressure shotgun and aimed him and shot. Since my aiming isnīt that good, iīve hit somewhere in ass/legs of a nice looking woman that was crossing by the drunk man. At first she screamed scared, but when the drunk man looked back her, she started hiting his head and calling him names, and so it was more fun than i expected :tongue2 poor drunk :haha: |
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