|
what makes 100%?
|
View this Thread in Original format
| DjJade |
a friend sent this to me hehe, thought i woudl share. if this is old...sorry its a new one for me
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
...And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there, Bull and Ass kissing will put you over the top! |
|
|
| Dj_Psygnosis |
| who cares??? |
|
|
| skychild111 |
by that formula
a-n-a-l-r-a-p-i-n-g-y-o-u-r-b-o-s-s-'-s-d-o-g
should get you a million % |
|
|
| ahlamalek |
nothing beats
GIVING HEAD TO YOUR BOSS THEN SWALLOWING=
7+9+22+9+14+7 8+5+1+4 20+15 25+15+19+19 20+8+5+14 19+23+1+12+12+15+23+9+14+7 = 381% |
|
|
| waxHead |
| quote: | Originally posted by ahlamalek
nothing beats
GIVING HEAD TO YOUR BOSS THEN SWALLOWING=
7+9+22+9+14+7 8+5+1+4 20+15 25+15+19+19 20+8+5+14 19+23+1+12+12+15+23+9+14+7 = 381% |
now THAT'S what I call being a "giver" :stongue: |
|
|
| T-1000 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj_Psygnosis
who cares??? |
The first honest answer :D |
|
|
| vmc |
| Once I was installing a game which installer progressed to 120% :eyes: |
|
|
| St_Andrew |
Tranceaddict
20+18+1+14+3+5+1+4+4+9+3+21 = 103%
ing close! :D |
|
|
| ahlamalek |
| quote: | Originally posted by waxHead
now THAT'S what I call being a "giver" :stongue: |
heheheh go to hell smart ass :) |
|
|
| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by vmc
Once I was installing a game which installer progressed to 120% :eyes: |
Whoa. Weirdness. |
|
|
| waxHead |
| quote: | Originally posted by ahlamalek
heheheh go to hell smart ass :) |
sorry, couldn't resist :toothless |
|
|
|
|
