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T-Shirt Ideas
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| Owen |
Hey... i am going to schoolies in early december... I wish to travel to qld with an asortment of witty and vulger T-Shirts... I am going to buy 7 plain shirts and some iron on transfers and place the witty or vulger (or both) slogans on them...
what i need however, is 7 witty or vulger (or both) sayings that are short enough to place on a shirt without having to pause to read. I will select the best 7 out of this thread so get cracking and come up with some ideas... can probably even make the best one into a shirt for the person that comes up with it...
Examples.
Beer. Get it in ya.
I have a shovel.:eek:
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| Orbax |
Slacker
Masturbation is not a crime
Sloth
Rubber Butt & Liquor
My Dixie Wrecked
Ask me about my explosive diarrhea |
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| moncster |
| Screw the shirt idea, get some plain shorts and put the goatse man on the back. |
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| ahlamalek |
i have one with this:
GIVING HEAD
PREVENTS
BREAST
CANCER |
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| placebo |
I'm telling you, I didn't that leprechaun.
Just because I'm a robot, doesn't mean i have a shiney wang.
For once, can you just suck my dick w/o talking?
Hey, nice shoes, wanna ? Ok, how about head?
Beer, Whiskey, Crack, it's all the same.
I ed your mom, and your sister, it, and your dog.
Quit looking at me, or I'm going to bitch slap you with my cock. |
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| Orbax |
| I call it "No-Pants Wonderday," but it turns out the police just call it "Thursday." Go figure. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
1)smile if you masterbate
2)i am a skilled bomb technician... if you see me running- keep up!
3)barfmaster69 |
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