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funny tranceaddict IRC quotes part II (pg. 3)
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| MK-S |
LOL!
( 01:37:31 ) (Madog): hey a/s/l
( 01:38:08 ) (MK-S): Hi Madog. Im 16 years old, female and from sunny Miami ;)
( 01:38:17 ) (Madog): cool
( 01:38:28 ) (MK-S): Do you like computers?
( 01:38:41 ) (Madog): yea there cool
( 01:39:02 ) (MK-S): Damn straight. Do you have a 3.5 inch floppy?
( 01:39:24 ) (Madog): huh?
( 01:39:46 ) (MK-S): Hehe nevermind.
( 01:40:04 ) (Madog): oh I think i get it
( 01:40:29 ) (MK-S): Would you like to give my motherboard a bit of RAM?
( 01:40:40 ) (Madog): sure
( 01:40:43 ) (MK-S): I'd really like to explore your hard drive!
( 01:41:05 ) (Madog): yea go on then
( 01:41:18 ) (MK-S): Oh baby, now you're talking.
( 01:41:49 ) (MK-S): I slowly remove my outer-casing as you carefully unscrew me.
( 01:42:10 ) (Madog): wat next?
( 01:42:12 ) (MK-S): You reach inside me and fondle my protective clips.
( 01:42:31 ) (MK-S): Slowly, you insert your 5 inch stick.
( 01:42:37 ) (Madog): thats hot
( 01:42:48 ) (Madog): tell me more
( 01:43:06 ) (MK-S): Oh hell yea. You reach round the back of me and gentle caress my On/Off button.
( 01:43:14 ) (MK-S): Madog, you have just turned me on.
( 01:43:34 ) (Madog): thanks i try my best
( 01:44:00 ) (MK-S): Electricity flows through me.
( 01:44:37 ) (MK-S): But wait
( 01:44:44 ) (MK-S): You've made a crucial mistake!
( 01:44:45 ) (Madog): wat?
( 01:45:18 ) (MK-S): You failed to neglect the difference of European electrical systems. I begin to overheat.
( 01:45:41 ) (MK-S): You're 5 inch stick begins to get hot.
( 01:45:47 ) (Madog): how would u cool down?
( 01:45:58 ) (MK-S): Why don't you cool me down baby?
( 01:46:04 ) (MK-S): How are you going to do it?
( 01:47:16 ) (Madog): ill take my fan and blow you
( 01:47:45 ) (MK-S): Would you like me to blow you in return?
( 01:47:50 ) (Madog): yea
( 01:47:55 ) (MK-S): off.
( 01:47:57 ) (MK-S): I'm not gay.
( 01:48:00 ) (MK-S): You sick .
( 01:48:08 ) (MK-S): What are you trying to achieve?
( 01:48:20 ) (MK-S): Cheap sexual thrills?
( 01:48:26 ) (MK-S): You disgust me.
( 01:48:42 ) (Madog): ok srry
( 01:48:59 ) (MK-S): Haha I'm just kidding
( 01:49:05 ) (Madog): ok
( 01:49:16 ) (MK-S): That was someone controlling me using a trojan horse
( 01:49:31 ) (MK-S): Anyway
( 01:49:39 ) (MK-S): Wanna fiddle with my software? ;)
( 01:49:44 ) (Madog): ok
( 01:49:53 ) (MK-S): Configure me baby.
( 01:50:29 ) (Madog): i am trying
( 01:51:46 ) (MK-S): you don't have the right plugins
( 01:51:52 ) (MK-S): Try installing pubes.exe
( 01:52:17 ) (Madog): ok
( 01:53:31 ) (MK-S): Just a random question
( 01:53:36 ) (MK-S): are you masturbating?
( 01:53:43 ) (MK-S): I mean, right now, as we chat?
( 01:54:01 ) (Madog): not right now do u want me to?
( 01:54:05 ) (Madog): r u?
( 01:54:31 ) (MK-S): Well I think you have to ask yourself this... Do you like computers THAT MUCH?
( 01:54:59 ) (MK-S): Hell yeah I've been fingering my little buttons for the past 30 minutes!
( 01:55:14 ) (Madog): not really but maybe im not thinkin of computers
( 01:55:40 ) (MK-S): Oh I see. It's like that is it? You don't love me anymore.
( 01:55:50 ) (MK-S): Fine - I'm never speaking to you again.
( 01:56:10 ) (Madog): i love it when ure angry
( 01:56:28 ) (Madog): it heats up my modem
( 01:56:33 ) (MK-S): LOL!
( 01:56:44 ) (MK-S): Dude
( 01:56:46 ) (MK-S): game over
( 01:56:49 ) (MK-S): we've finished
( 01:56:50 ) (MK-S): jeez
( 01:57:14 ) (Madog): bye then
( 01:57:42 ) (MK-S): Bye then. And remember - next time you turn on your PC... just remember this chat.
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mako
Ok i'll admit it, i am jack osbourne's long lost brother. |
that is lame :rolleyes: |
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| whiskers |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ahahaha, quality!!!!!!!! |
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| TrAnCeAkI |
| ROFL AT MKS! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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| kewlness |
| rofl.. that was hillarious mk/s |
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| whiskers |
<+TrAnCeAkI> so now u have to impregnant me
<@MK-S> that could be difficult over irc
<@MK-S> but im willing to try
<+TrAnCeAkI> mmmkay u gonna do another one of those thingys with my
<+TrAnCeAkI> like fngering ur buttons
<+TrAnCeAkI> or mine
<+TrAnCeAkI> this time
<@MK-S> LOL
<+whiskers> haha, i'm so quoting you guys |
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| DjDeComp |
| quote: | Originally posted by MK-S
( 01:49:53 ) (MK-S): Configure me baby.
( 01:50:29 ) (Madog): i am trying
( 01:51:46 ) (MK-S): you don't have the right plugins
( 01:51:52 ) (MK-S): Try installing pubes.exe
( 01:52:17 ) (Madog): ok
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I like that part:stongue:
Configure me Baby lol classic |
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| MK-S |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjDeComp
I like that part:stongue:
Configure me Baby lol classic |
He tried his hardest, bless. :( |
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| arturob |
| bwaaaaahahahahaah @ MKS omg. the funnniest thing i ever read on irc. lol! |
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| vmc |
| quote: | Originally posted by MK-S
LOL!
( 01:37:31 ) (Madog): hey a/s/l
( 01:38:08 ) (MK-S): Hi Madog. Im 16 years old, female and from sunny Miami ;)
( 01:38:17 ) (Madog): cool
( 01:38:28 ) (MK-S): Do you like computers?
( 01:38:41 ) (Madog): yea there cool
( 01:39:02 ) (MK-S): Damn straight. Do you have a 3.5 inch floppy?
( 01:39:24 ) (Madog): huh?
( 01:39:46 ) (MK-S): Hehe nevermind.
( 01:40:04 ) (Madog): oh I think i get it
( 01:40:29 ) (MK-S): Would you like to give my motherboard a bit of RAM?
( 01:40:40 ) (Madog): sure
( 01:40:43 ) (MK-S): I'd really like to explore your hard drive!
( 01:41:05 ) (Madog): yea go on then
( 01:41:18 ) (MK-S): Oh baby, now you're talking.
( 01:41:49 ) (MK-S): I slowly remove my outer-casing as you carefully unscrew me.
( 01:42:10 ) (Madog): wat next?
( 01:42:12 ) (MK-S): You reach inside me and fondle my protective clips.
( 01:42:31 ) (MK-S): Slowly, you insert your 5 inch stick.
( 01:42:37 ) (Madog): thats hot
( 01:42:48 ) (Madog): tell me more
( 01:43:06 ) (MK-S): Oh hell yea. You reach round the back of me and gentle caress my On/Off button.
( 01:43:14 ) (MK-S): Madog, you have just turned me on.
( 01:43:34 ) (Madog): thanks i try my best
( 01:44:00 ) (MK-S): Electricity flows through me.
( 01:44:37 ) (MK-S): But wait
( 01:44:44 ) (MK-S): You've made a crucial mistake!
( 01:44:45 ) (Madog): wat?
( 01:45:18 ) (MK-S): You failed to neglect the difference of European electrical systems. I begin to overheat.
( 01:45:41 ) (MK-S): You're 5 inch stick begins to get hot.
( 01:45:47 ) (Madog): how would u cool down?
( 01:45:58 ) (MK-S): Why don't you cool me down baby?
( 01:46:04 ) (MK-S): How are you going to do it?
( 01:47:16 ) (Madog): ill take my fan and blow you
( 01:47:45 ) (MK-S): Would you like me to blow you in return?
( 01:47:50 ) (Madog): yea
( 01:47:55 ) (MK-S): off.
( 01:47:57 ) (MK-S): I'm not gay.
( 01:48:00 ) (MK-S): You sick .
( 01:48:08 ) (MK-S): What are you trying to achieve?
( 01:48:20 ) (MK-S): Cheap sexual thrills?
( 01:48:26 ) (MK-S): You disgust me.
( 01:48:42 ) (Madog): ok srry
( 01:48:59 ) (MK-S): Haha I'm just kidding
( 01:49:05 ) (Madog): ok
( 01:49:16 ) (MK-S): That was someone controlling me using a trojan horse
( 01:49:31 ) (MK-S): Anyway
( 01:49:39 ) (MK-S): Wanna fiddle with my software? ;)
( 01:49:44 ) (Madog): ok
( 01:49:53 ) (MK-S): Configure me baby.
( 01:50:29 ) (Madog): i am trying
( 01:51:46 ) (MK-S): you don't have the right plugins
( 01:51:52 ) (MK-S): Try installing pubes.exe
( 01:52:17 ) (Madog): ok
( 01:53:31 ) (MK-S): Just a random question
( 01:53:36 ) (MK-S): are you masturbating?
( 01:53:43 ) (MK-S): I mean, right now, as we chat?
( 01:54:01 ) (Madog): not right now do u want me to?
( 01:54:05 ) (Madog): r u?
( 01:54:31 ) (MK-S): Well I think you have to ask yourself this... Do you like computers THAT MUCH?
( 01:54:59 ) (MK-S): Hell yeah I've been fingering my little buttons for the past 30 minutes!
( 01:55:14 ) (Madog): not really but maybe im not thinkin of computers
( 01:55:40 ) (MK-S): Oh I see. It's like that is it? You don't love me anymore.
( 01:55:50 ) (MK-S): Fine - I'm never speaking to you again.
( 01:56:10 ) (Madog): i love it when ure angry
( 01:56:28 ) (Madog): it heats up my modem
( 01:56:33 ) (MK-S): LOL!
( 01:56:44 ) (MK-S): Dude
( 01:56:46 ) (MK-S): game over
( 01:56:49 ) (MK-S): we've finished
( 01:56:50 ) (MK-S): jeez
( 01:57:14 ) (Madog): bye then
( 01:57:42 ) (MK-S): Bye then. And remember - next time you turn on your PC... just remember this chat.
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LMAO !!! :haha: :haha: :stongue:
classic :tongue2 |
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