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| dallasstar |
LOL! very good! *~* I read it just b/c it says girls won't like this one! I am chick andI thought they were pretty funny - except I have a dishwasher and you all can open your own god damn beers!!!! and i could probably still out drink you!
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Cheers big ears! |
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| arj1o1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
LOL you getting this from entensity.net i was going to post this up but im too lazy to type all that cause you cant copy and paste:whip: |
u can ;) |
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| kypez |
| hah wicked.. gotta tell my gf these :P |
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| kirstolas |
Good stuff guys!!
Here's some more:
The Men's List:
Finally, the guys side of the story. We always hear "the
rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our
rules!
*Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will
act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want us to answerer, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this: Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping. |
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| che |
| Heh :haha: Thats some funny .... |
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| Heinz |
| well said my friend. we can all learn a lesson from these teachings. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Stéphanie |
| Im changing all these jokes from female to male and bugging my BF with them :D :D :D |
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| Shad0wmaster |
ROFLMAO
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
great stuff! |
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| st3nc |
| hahahah, im really gonna annoy this feminist in my class tommorow with these jokes |
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| Mellow Yellow |
| Some great stuff here. |
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| Magnetonium |
| Thumbs up thread. Though the first few points of that joke were not so funny and very so much speculative and strong statements .... :haha: |
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