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| tennessee_raver |
... What your car says about you:
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
Porsche 944 - l am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now |
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| jp |
| quote: | Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu
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:whip: :whip: :whip:
For your information: this was the first car in which Colin McRae won a World Rallye Event in 1993.
Second of all, it was on top of both JD-Power and German TUV reliabilty statistics.
Thirdly, it's featured in Gran Tourismo.
Fourth of all, I drive one which makes it ultra cool :o |
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| TranzAddict |
What the is a chevrolet chevette??
Useless thread!! |
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| j_spot |
a chevette is the vette you dont want.
its kinda like a pony
sub compact.
not good or reliable at all |
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| mezzir |
meh
doesn't have the car i drive so i'll add it
mazda protege: your grandma got a car she'd never drive and gave it to you, you lucky bastard |
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| Perfect_Cheezit |
my car isnt on there
Nissan 240SX
whos gonna flame it |
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| MERTON |
| i drive a 95 cavalier (it's a chevy).. what am i? |
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| trancEyes22 |
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
pfffft!!! first, i drive a 2003 honda accord coupe and second, its sext as all hell! |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by tennessee_raver
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
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ehh ;) |
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| Konijn Island |
| '89 GMC Jimmy 2-door |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| So where are Zastava 101, Wartburg Limousine 1.3 and Lada Niva 4*4??? Neither of those cars I drove are here. That list is missing some of the best cars ever. |
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| robin |
| i drive a bike :disbelief |
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