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Rules for crapping at work (pg. 3)
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| caddyshack |
Thought of another
RIM JOB - Taking a sh** at a crapper that is missing the toilet seat |
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| Slylee |
| hahaha walk of shame is classic... |
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| KilldaDJ |
roffle.
here r my additions
POWER DUMP
form of hot diarreha, u so hard and so fast it gets stuck to the back of the bowl, stinks to high heaven too
PLONKER
see WATERMELON
SKIDS
where ur is slow and stinky, usually warm and a hell to wipe away, leaves a massive streak of down the ter when flushed
FLOATER
weve all been there
SMOOTHIE
the smooth ...u and it leaves ur ass clean, usually doesnt stink up the place, but its heaven to clean ur ass :)
THE RICHARD
the warm hard poo which just stinks and stinks more when left alone. |
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| AndskiSpeed |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
SMOOTHIE
the smooth ...u and it leaves ur ass clean, usually doesnt stink up the place, but its heaven to clean ur ass :) |
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| DarkAngel |
| :stongue: :stongue: |
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| whiskers |
| i had a SMOOTHIE RICHARD this morning, 'twas the weirdest thing ever....... |
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| Vivid Boy |
| the worst are ghost s....the s that u take and thety felt huge but when u get up and look into the toillete theres nothing there....WHERE DID IT GO!!!!?!?! |
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| TranceGiant |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
the worst are ghost s....the s that u take and thety felt huge but when u get up and look into the toillete theres nothing there....WHERE DID IT GO!!!!?!?! |
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| Floorfiller |
i pull this at work all the time:
NERVOUS NANCY: When another person walks in the bathroom and you attempt to hold your s until they have left in order to avoid WATERMELONS and to remain unknown. This is crucial for avoiding the WALK OF SHAME. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i pull this at work all the time:
NERVOUS NANCY: When another person walks in the bathroom and you attempt to hold your s until they have left in order to avoid WATERMELONS and to remain unknown. This is crucial for avoiding the WALK OF SHAME. |
doesnt work when u got the POWER DUMP
just goes everywhere...like a bomb |
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| whiskers |
ok, how about this....
you (a guy) walk into a bathroom to take a piss and all the strategically placed urinals are taken (aka you HAVE to stand next to someone)...
what i do is pretend i walked to wash my hands / face... lol... i like to wash my face often anyways.... |
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| igottaknow |
| ROFLMAOF, hate takin a crap at work for all the reasons listed. :stongue: What makes thoses rules even more funny is they're all true. |
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