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| placebo |
| What do you think the meaning of life is? I think it is to die. |
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| trancendental |
| To not think about it :thepirate |
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| DJ Nuclear |
| I'm sure there's a website somewhere that will explain this. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
What do you think the meaning of life is? I think it is to die. |
haha, watched the matrix??
but remember
THERE IS NO SPOON!!!!
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| placebo |
yeah
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dont even give you a goddamn spoon
they deserve to get a flesh eating virus, ing s die |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by moncster
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what is that from? was it that movie Pi??? |
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| DJ Nuclear |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
what is that from? was it that movie Pi??? |
hitchhiker's guidebook to the galaxy
pick it up. It's funny as hell. :) |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Nuclear
hitchhiker's guidebook to the galaxy
pick it up. It's funny as hell. :) |
damn it, stfu, i'm gonna read it next, so don't spoil it omfg i keel stfu hrhrhrhr i wax you hard |
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| moncster |
The Babel fish... is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious ental frequencies from this brainwave frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nervesignals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them.
The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own argument, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| life is buy a gun |
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