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Do you masturbate? (pg. 17)
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| Laughingfennec |
| quote: | Originally posted by muckluck
Well there's that chick who had 23 orgasms in one day. Masturbate much? A not too much, a much too much. |
The most surprising is that she counted... |
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| muckluck |
| quote: | Originally posted by Laughingfennec
The most surprising is that she counted... |
Heh. Makes me laugh thinking of her climaxing...then makin a tally mark on the wall...then orgasm, then tally mark...all the way to 23. She doesn't even eat the whole day...only masturbates. Then at the end it's like..."AAAAH OOHH! YESS!!!! aaaah...."*marks 23rd tally on wall* "Twenty-threeeeee." *sigh*. "Well, that was a hard day's masturbatin'. I need a burger...and a shower."
If she'd have set up her webcam she could have made tens of thousands of dollars for two months worth of masturbatin' in just one day. |
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| Samu_Mad |
| The best thing is masturbate with the arm asleep, but u must be fast if u want to imagine that its a girl at least for 10 secs :P oh god i need sex now :crazy: :eyespop: :crazy: :eyespop: :wtf: :crazy: :eyespop: |
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| ThaMaestro |
| only saddam didnt masturb8, he washed his dick in the vagina of a lady/wife.... |
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| Magnetonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by muckluck
Heh. Makes me laugh thinking of her climaxing...then makin a tally mark on the wall...then orgasm, then tally mark...all the way to 23. She doesn't even eat the whole day...only masturbates. Then at the end it's like..."AAAAH OOHH! YESS!!!! aaaah...."*marks 23rd tally on wall* "Twenty-threeeeee." *sigh*. "Well, that was a hard day's masturbatin'. I need a burger...and a shower."
If she'd have set up her webcam she could have made tens of thousands of dollars for two months worth of masturbatin' in just one day. |
:stongue: :eyes: Sooo true ... |
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| Blue Balls |
| quote: | Originally posted by muckluck
Heh. Makes me laugh thinking of her climaxing...then makin a tally mark on the wall...then orgasm, then tally mark...all the way to 23. She doesn't even eat the whole day...only masturbates. Then at the end it's like..."AAAAH OOHH! YESS!!!! aaaah...."*marks 23rd tally on wall* "Twenty-threeeeee." *sigh*. "Well, that was a hard day's masturbatin'. I need a burger...and a shower."
If she'd have set up her webcam she could have made tens of thousands of dollars for two months worth of masturbatin' in just one day. |
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| articnorth |
well, every man masterbates
part of teenage life.
i do it.. and voted yes..
i c no reason why mastebation is wrong.
just to release stress...
suggestion : u can mastebate while playing twister... with girls... or if you are a gay, vie versa..
i heard if you play nude twister play with baby oil... and do 69's
:whip: :tongue3 :crazy:
can buy twister game from any toy shop... basically they sell it to kids....
just bought mine in a toy shop in hobart. |
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| Nayil |
| a very honest thread. |
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| N|te-L|fe |
412 to 27
Mwuaahahahahahaha
sex ownz, even in solo |
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| kelly923 |
| quote: | Originally posted by articnorth
well, every man masterbates
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all girls do too... they're lying if they say otherwise :D |
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| intercop |
| My friend Djole, 10x daily masturbate, everywhere around the house :D |
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