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| amdmaxx |
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a Canadian,
using Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, that use Taiwanese-made chips, and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegals, and finally sold to you in a Super Store, with a sales force representing at least six nationalities, most of whom have difficulty communicating to you in your mother tongue!
That, my friend, is Globalization! |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by amdmaxx
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a Canadian,
using Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, that use Taiwanese-made chips, and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegals, and finally sold to you in a Super Store, with a sales force representing at least six nationalities, most of whom have difficulty communicating to you in your mother tongue!
That, my friend, is Globalization! |
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| amdmaxx |
I that a hungry pac-man in your picture?
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by amdmaxx
I that a hungry pac-man in your picture? |
nah, its his cousin from pakistan, PAK-MAN... |
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| amdmaxx |
karpal - the Paki-man, 7-11 clerk?
u goin tonite? |
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