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The Official K-Smooth Thread (pg. 2)
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| quote: | Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025
There's a little bit of Hitler/Stalin in all of us. :p |
dude... honestly... i probably murdered somewhere close to 100 potential earth populations in my life..... omfg... i feel so bad now |
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| UWM |
| I think Montie is murdering millions of potential children as we speak. |
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| montie |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I think Montie is murdering millions of potential children as we speak. |
yup, i just love doing the fap fap whilst i post on TA
you guys turn me on sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
i can't help myself but commmit mass murder!!! :p |
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| TeKnoHe@d2025 |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
dude... honestly... i probably murdered somewhere close to 100 potential earth populations in my life..... omfg... i feel so bad now |
Does that include the deceased? |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025
Does that include the deceased? |
well, not quite. i should've said "current" populations
my approximate calculations were 2000*280,000,000/6,000,000,000=93
| quote: | | So prior to 8000 BCE, we estimate that 61,000,000,000 (61 billion) people lived, and since 8000 BCE, 29,000,000,000 (29 billion). Thus in total approximately, 90 billion people have lived since the world began (roughly!). |
so that makes 560/90 ~ 6 civilizations
but honestly, in the past 6 years i could have populated 100 earths. wow, that makes my penis feel bigger than it's tiny 5 inches. |
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| montie |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
well, not quite. i should've said "current" populations
my approximate calculations were 2000*280,000,000/6,000,000,000=93
so that makes 560/90 ~ 6 civilizations
but honestly, in the past 6 years i could have populated 100 earths. wow, that makes my penis feel bigger than it's tiny 5 inches. |
you could have populated those 100 earths with 100 billion whiskers if you did 100 billion fertile females in your life time :p |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
you could have populated those 100 earths with 100 billion whiskers if you did 100 billion fertile females in your life time :p |
100 billion?
man, i'd need a long dick to do that cuz my current one would wear out rather quickly.....
and that would be quite a long lifetime :D
would they be hot? |
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| montie |
well if your gonna have sex with them. they should atleast be hot to you.
but good luck finding 100 billion hot girls on this planet :p |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
well if your gonna have sex with them. they should atleast be hot to you.
but good luck finding 100 billion hot girls on this planet :p |
yes, that might be a problem.... i'm having trouble finding 1 single one.... ROFL!
single as in uno - 1 as opposed to 1 billion |
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| montie |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
yes, that might be a problem.... i'm having trouble finding 1 single one.... ROFL!
single as in uno - 1 as opposed to 1 billion |
yup the hot part isn't too much of a problem here
its finding one that i truely enjoy spending time with for more than 10 min. not just faking it.
thats the problem :) |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
yup the hot part isn't too much of a problem here
its finding one that i truely enjoy spending time with for more than 10 min. not just faking it.
thats the problem :) |
i'd like to designate 2 of my favorite bash.org quotes to that post
so lemme get this straight...
you asked for sex on the 2nd date
and when she said no you started crying?
yep
and she felt sorry for ya and put out?
yep
so in order to get , you gotta BE a ?
seems like it
i swear to god the whole in world's against me!
I'm sure that somewhere out there is the
right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in light years.
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