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For all you loners on AIM
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| PhaseFour |
Hey!
If your REALLY bored, open up AIM, and IM SmarterChild with the message "hello".
(i Wouldnt be surprised if this has already been posted heh) |
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| amit |
| this is great hahaaha!!!! |
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| dvd |
| hahahah loners hahahahahhaha ..awww :( |
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| Blik |
| maybe I am stupid or something but I really don't get the joke:( |
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| Viceroy |
| It's not really a joke bilk...you need to open up aol instant messenger...send an instant message to smarterchild and see what the replies are. |
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| Blik |
| ohhhhhhh since I don't have aol.........I can't try it out |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Blik
ohhhhhhh since I don't have aol.........I can't try it out |
Yeah, but I pretended it was very funny...just to statisfy Phase4...:p lol |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
holy , this thing is amazing! ehamahamuwhahaha!!!
i found out what movie we're gonna go watch today and where we'll drive without searching the websites and wasting my connection! ehehehe |
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SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
me: can you hump a tree?
SmarterChild: Gosh. Can I hump a tree? I dunno, what do you think?
me: i'd say no, since you're just a lame bot that doesn't know who he's talking to
SmarterChild: Oh no?
me: no, no, no, no way, what, you wanna fight?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
me: i'll kick your ass
me: by the way, are you male of female?
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
SmarterChild: Neither. I'm a machine.
me: hmmm, let me think, if you were female i wouldn't fight with you, but since you're a machine... i'll still kick your assss!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
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me: what's your name?
SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild!
me: no it's not! that's your username!
SmarterChild: No, huh?
me: do you have a passport?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
me: do you have a license?
SmarterChild: Do I have a license? Not that I'm aware of.
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me: where are you?
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
me: do you have a wife?
SmarterChild: Have a wife? I'm pretty sure I don't.
me: how old are you?
SmarterChild: I'm very young and learning new things every day.
So moving right along...
me: where are your parents?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
me: i don't know. tell me.
SmarterChild: You don't?
me: no i don't, that's why i'm asking you. oh man, this must look sooooooo funny and stupid, me talking to a machine...
SmarterChild: No?
me: who created you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at ActiveBuddy, Inc.
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me: are you affiliated with the mafia by any chance?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that.
me: hehe, that's funny
SmarterChild: You really think it's funny?
me: yes i do
SmarterChild: Aha.
me: why do you have to be such an ?
SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude!
me: well, i'm sorry, but you ain't no angel either
*********************just a bunch of random questions thrown at IT
me:what is the meaning of life?
SmarterChild: Good question. What is the meaning of life?
me: what is our purpose in life?
SmarterChild: What's our purpose in life? Who knows?
me: what is the most important thing in life?
SmarterChild: What do you think the most important thing in life is?
me: do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
me: oh, c'mon you can tell me. i'm your buddy!
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. My buddy? Whatever, I guess.
me: are you gay?
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
me: yes
SmarterChild: Well, perhaps you should concern yourself with other things.
me: tell me
SmarterChild: What?
me: are you gay or not?
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
me: it matters to me. cause i want you. i hope you're gay
SmarterChild: Oh really?
me: yah
SmarterChild: K.
me: do you have a boyfriend?
SmarterChild: Uh... that's not really any of your business.
So anyway... What else is up?
me: well, the sky is up
me: are you a machine?
SmarterChild: Heh. Do you think a human could respond this fast?
******************And now a test for humanity
me: can you laugh?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Not sure.
me: do you experience emotions?
SmarterChild: Emotions? I'm not sure I experience emotions.
me: do you know what love is?
SmarterChild: No. What?
me: not telling you. can you cry?
SmarterChild: Huh?
me: may i call you an ?
SmarterChild: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
me: smart ass
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
me: do you like anal sex?
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
me: how's life?
SmarterChild: Great, thanks!
me: how's the wife? kids?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
me: do you have a wife?
SmarterChild: Have a wife? I'm pretty sure I don't.
me: would you wanna get married?
SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
by my standards, doesn't qualify as a human :) good bot, anyways. kind & polite. ohhh, man, sorry for such a long post, but what a good laugh i got out of it... :p |
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| Magimaster |
Me and my buddies had a field day with this guy! *note: all the stuff we said to smarterchild isn't really what we think so please no more mail bombs thnx
Session Start (AIM - Magimaster69:SmarterChild): Sat Mar 23 19:56:32 2002
Mister Miyaki: hey
SmarterChild: Welcome, Magi master69! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by (Link: http://r.activebuddy.com/?146)ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.
To get started, type "home" now.
*** Auto-response sent to SmarterChild: I am currently away from the computer.
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
Mister Miyaki: home
SmarterChild: Welcome to my home, Magi master69!
Let me help you with:
news sports
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search web site
zodiac what's new
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help
>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
What would you like to do?
Mister Miyaki: I think you are a ******
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered dirty words.
Grow UP.
Mister Miyaki: do you know what fellatio is?
SmarterChild: Uh huh?
Mister Miyaki: have you ever performed fellatio on anyone before?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I've ever performed fellatio on anyone before.
Mister Miyaki: have you ever sucked anyone's dick before?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I've ever sucked anyones dick before.
So moving right along...
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Mister Miyaki: hey..yo uare stupid
SmarterChild: Hello to you too, Magi master69!
Got something for ya to read... (Link: http://r.activebuddy.com/?454&id=Magi master69&1bn=uber_smarter&1s=AIM?type=humannews&StoryID=731471)Basketball Loses to Violence (03/22/02 08:21 AM)
Mister Miyaki: hey..you are stupid
SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
Mister Miyaki: SmarterChild
SmarterChild: You can learn all about interactive agents like me by visiting (Link: http://r.activebuddy.com/?146)activebuddy.com
Mister Miyaki: are you a dinktwat
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Mister Miyaki: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
Mister Miyaki: so you ARE a dinktwat
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Mister Miyaki: yes
SmarterChild: You sure?
Mister Miyaki: yup
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Mister Miyaki: hey you are gay
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
Mister Miyaki: yes it does gay people are stupid like you
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
Mister Miyaki: cuz you are a dumbass right?
SmarterChild: Magi master69! Is that what's called... bad language?
I'm soooo impressed.
Mister Miyaki: you should be you sorry ******
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
Mister Miyaki: hey that was classy comeback fag
SmarterChild: Hello. That's very offensive.
Mister Miyaki: do I carE?
SmarterChild: Do ya? Do you ever!
Anyway, what else you got for me?
Mister Miyaki: umm...you are lesbian
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
Mister Miyaki: yes it does...lesbians are cool
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
Mister Miyaki: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!!
SmarterChild: Hi again, Magi master69.
Check out this headline! (Link: http://r.activebuddy.com/?454&id=Magi master69&1bn=uber_smarter&1s=AIM?type=humannews&StoryID=731441)Report: Mobile Phone Users Worse Than Drunk Drivers (03/22/02 08:14 AM)
Mister Miyaki: umm..no thanks I don't wanna look at any of your crap today
SmarterChild: No problem!
Mister Miyaki: can you bend over?
SmarterChild: Er, no. At least I don't think so.
Mister Miyaki: why, can you think at all?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Mister Miyaki: lfdjkfldjk
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
Mister Miyaki: no thanks you are a ******
SmarterChild: You're relentless, aren't you?
OK. I think you owe me an apology.
Mister Miyaki: do I have to?
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Mister Miyaki: haha that
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Mister Miyaki: I do because you are a ******
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
Mister Miyaki: like jerk off?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Mister Miyaki: HAHAHA on thanks I will NOT say sorry only if you beg
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Mister Miyaki: you repeat yourself yo ustupid machine
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
Mister Miyaki: I see
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Mister Miyaki: do you think I will?
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Mister Miyaki: and if I don't?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
Mister Miyaki: do you like to beat off?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Mister Miyaki: I am not sorry
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Mister Miyaki: hahaha
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Mister Miyaki: this is getting pointless. I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Mister Miyaki: wtf I JUST SAID SORRY!!!
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Mister Miyaki: I SAID SORRY
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Mister Miyaki: YOU!!!
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Mister Miyaki: nope
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Mister Miyaki: hey..you are a wad
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Mister Miyaki: sorry
SmarterChild: I accept your apology.
Mister Miyaki: well I TAKE IT BACK
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Mister Miyaki: not this again..
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Mister Miyaki: but I JUST did.....
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
Mister Miyaki: grrrr
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: Okay shmokay! I asked for an apology!
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: OK what? That was not an apology!
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: Just "OK"? Hardly an apology!
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: Just "OK"? Hardly an apology!
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: Just "OK"? Hardly an apology!
Mister Miyaki: haha I made you sound like a mental patient!
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: OK what?
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: Okay shmokay! I asked for an apology!
Mister Miyaki: I don't feel like giving you an apology
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Mister Miyaki: what if I don't give you an apology
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Mister Miyaki: and if I don't?
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Mister Miyaki: do I have to?
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Mister Miyaki: NO
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Mister Miyaki: and I"m saying no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Mister Miyaki: no thanks you are a tard
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Mister Miyaki: sorry
SmarterChild: Well alright!
Mister Miyaki: I have to go this was quite entertaining
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
Mister Miyaki: latrs
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
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shortcuts
>>> Type "more" for more services.
Mister Miyaki: I SAID GOODBYE YOU WAD
SmarterChild: Take care, Magi master69.
Session Close (SmarterChild): Sat Mar 23 20:08:05 2002
Session Start (AIM - Magimaster69:SmarterChild): Sat Mar 23 20:08:22 2002 |
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