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WARNING: The Consumption Of Alcohol
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| ak303 |
This looks like the kinda thing that may have done the rounds already but it's the first time i've seen it. btw, i got this under the title of "I saw this and thought of you" from a friend!
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex- lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name and/or species you can't remember).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more attractive, and smarter than some really, really big guy named Franz.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy
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| PhaseFour |
| LOL pretty tight man!! |
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| -=WVG=- |
| haha nice onezz...:p |
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| Blik |
| quote: | Originally posted by ak303
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy
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ehh, what.......??:D
there some nice ones between them |
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| Henkie_henk |
| lol funny.. sooooo true... |
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| Dj Lex |
haha LOL.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. This one is so true you knw. If my friends and I are a bit drunk (lees aangeschoten) everyone thinks he whisper, but we are shouting you don't want to know. |
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| CJ Slater |
| quote: | Originally posted by Henkie_henk
lol funny.. sooooo true... |
I can't add any word. I don't drink alcohol at all! ;) |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
| ahhhhh Thank God i don't drink Alcohol :) |
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| torontotrance |
| lmao, i should watch my consumption of alcohol........not |
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| ak303 |
Sorry blik, i just copied it as i got it.
Yea, whispering is most applicable to me any my mates too... though i sometimes think i'm invisible and have kung fu powers -you should have seen the bowling green after that night :D |
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