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| mezzir |
Me and some friends were talking the other day and came up with a game thats pretty fun and i thought might be fun here on the boards too. One person just says a random phrase, sentence, or even word, and someone has to make a joke with that phrase or w/e as the punchline. and make it good...or else its no fun :p Best joke wins, then that person makes a punchline
i'll start....
"St. Nick" |
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| Orbax |
Whats the name of the sexual act involving stuffing your huge red sack down a girls "chimney"
sorry ladies, all i could think of :nervous: |
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| DigiNut |
This has potential. I'll give it a shot if someone throws out a punchline that's a bit of a longer sentence and doesn't have a religious reference.
P.S. Orbax, I think the idea is to come up with another punchline for someone else, after you've made your joke... |
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| Vivid Boy |
alright diginut
whats green, hairy and sparkly all over |
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| Orbax |
vivid that isnt a punchline :D
"Ever since hes been called a "popcorn" colonel!" |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | | Originally posted by Orbax "Ever since hes been called a "popcorn" colonel!" |
Did you hear about the general who got demoted for eating too much junk food?
grrr i should be able to do better
damn my ty mood.
hm, something different
You're tellin me, we've been married seven years! |
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| Vivid Boy |
| harry i think we should get a divorce |
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| Orbax |
| better idea. MSpaint pics gary larson style depicting the punchline. |
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| kewlness |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
You're tellin me, we've been married seven years! |
A man is engaged to an extremely beautiful woman. This woman had hair that was silky smooth, a physique that was unsurpassed, and had the figure of a goddess. However, this woman also had a fat, ugly sister that had flies who inhabited in her buttcrack. Now, this woman made the man swear an oath to her saying that in the event that she should die, he would have to marry her fat ugly sister and make love to her every night. So he marries her and they have a wonderful life.
3 years later, the man gets in a big car accident and he is in a coma. He wakes up one day on a bed and sees his wife's sister...
"What are you doing here?" he asks. "I want my wife."
"You're tellin me, we've been married seven years!" |
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